50 WORDS TO USE INSTEAD OF “SAID”

I love it so much

THEY WERE SO HAPPY TO SEE EACH OTHER AND MADE UP I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IM SO HAPPY!!

Tengen With A Chubby S/O

(Headcanon)

☆

He loves your stomach

Always playing with it like it's play dough

Will sneak up behind you and squeeze you by surprise

He's very grabby and clingy

He likes biting your cheek and love handles

Don't get me started on the love he has for your thighs

Favorite cuddle position is having your thigh wrapped around his head while you're scratching his head

If you're ever feeling insecure-

Just don't say anything

He HATES when you degrade yourself over your body

He thinks you're worthy of being the spouse of the god of festivals and you should too

He made you his 4th spouse for a reason

He will tell you over and over how beautiful you are

And if words aren't enough for you then he'll make you feel sexy

I think y'all know how 👀

The wives would also chip in words so you won't feel insecure anymore

They love your fatness as well

Hinatsuru LOVES when you eat the food she gives you

She adores how your chubby cheeks puff up with every bite

Just like Tengen, Suma is clingy towards you

Your body brings comfort to her especially when she has her emotional outbursts

Makio likes to play with your soft biceps

She compares them to bread dough

@caffytaffy here ya go 😌 @ohdangitsjay

Ok but like if they all came back to life, I feel like it could go one of two directions with how the choir reacts afterward

They could either never bring up what happened with Karnak because it was like too painful or something

Or it could go in the complete opposite direction with them constantly bringing up what happened, usually to make fun of each other

Like one day this one teacher is being a huge jackass so when the teacher asks if they have any fun facts they’d like to share with the class Noel just stands up and goes “When a lioness has children-“

Ocean and Constance are desperately trying not to laugh

Mischa makes it a personal game to call as many people as possible a spielverderber

Somebody is talking for a really long time during a presentation and when it’s over Ricky just signs “And that is why not everyone should have a library card!” while Mischa just tries to not burst out laughing

Penny will sometimes recite Ricky’s Silver Surfer speech just so she can laugh about it later when people are like “Wow. So deep 🥲”

Sometimes you’ll just hear one of them humming everyone’s songs

The funniest time this has happened is when Noel caught Ocean humming “This Song Is Awesome”

Constance bakes everyone Zolar themed cupcakes and they’re so good

Reblog if you support the small titty femme committee (it’s for science)

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He's so babygirl

Arthur having to climb out of his bedroom window because his father locked him in is so princess coded

They really do know their audience