Hey This Is Definitely Not Not Most Humble Person Marking This Post

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

Go my scarab

I fear I have done this

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

hmmm… you are a BITCH!!

assigned female at government call that afag

fcuked up shark guys : the sequel

Anyway enjoy my 5/5 fish

Cerberus Dog Costumes

Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet

why cant you just enjoy stuff anymore.

“Hey so I’ve been collecting can tabs and tracking what kinds I’ve found! It’s really fun”

“lol autistic”

god forbid a man have fun

✋✋✋we exist i swear

Are there any bmc fans that are actually from New Jersey, or is this an out of state affair???