Emmett from the other side of the house: I’m cold as a lion with no hair
Edward sat at the piano with his head in his hands: oh god no, not again
Emmett, getting closer: if you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear
Edward rocking back and forth: Rosalie take your child outside I beg
Emmett, launching himself from the top of the stairs to crouch right next to wear Edward is sat: HELP THE BEAR
Edward: ...
Emmett: cuz that bitch gone
need it
Jason Mendoza -The Good Place
Thor -MCU
Sokka -Avatar: The Last Airbender
Zuko -Avatar: The Last Airbender
There is no such thing as a constant self, we are always going through phases. And that is so calming to me
i’m realizing that i have so much time. i have time to grow my hair long. i have time to cut it all off and then to grow it back again. i have time to discover new hobbies and give up on things that no longer serve me. i have time to grow and change and travel and change my opinions and live differently than how i am now. i have so much time. take a deep breath and slow down
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve googled if a character dies only for that character to die when I look back up, I’d have at least TWO nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
i know we’re both just messing around pretending to be whole but look at me. if the train was coming would you move. if the ground was falling from under your feet would you even notice or would it just be another tuesday for you. if somebody stabbed you could it hurt worse than you already do. what i’m saying is that i love you but i think we both drive over the speed limit when it’s raining. what i’m saying is that i want to hold your hand and i understand about how you sometimes have to sit down in the shower. what i’m saying is that i’m here for you and if the train comes please move.
a sluge 😔
“check the syllabus” i NEVER check the syllabus i just figure it out as i go
Me: iF yAiNt LiVe In TeXaS, yAiNt AmErIcAn
Also me: i have never set a goddamn foot outside the east coast
Just realized I’ve never said this on here before but if you’re a Jason Todd lover and you want to cry go ahead and listen to Trophy Case by Anthony Gargiula trust me.
EXACTLY!
bro wtf is up with everyone hating on dean. he’s literally the most emotionally repressed boy to ever live, of course that’s how he reacted.
BAROLD! :D
my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB
it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”
kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…
this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy.
he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!