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u ever just get possessed and just take a jello out of its shell to hold Him Gently

My o.cs doing a reference from my favorite movie

This was my fucking childhood right here! I used to sing the farewell song alot as a little girl 👏🏻😁❤️

This gave me high expectations on what my cardboard box house would look like inside. I guess I needed a bigger imagination then.

me: i’ve been awake for 36 hours please let me sleep

my brain: mr sandman, man me a sand. make it the cutest man car door hook hand

there are some dystopian ideas coming from the White House lately

It's terrifying

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