Me And The Bad Bitch I Pulled By Being Scared And Nervous Like A Bunny

Spent way to much time generating these lol. Highlights include: 🤣 wizard 🧙 💅🏻 i will break you. 😖 24 💅🏻 witch blogging from the edge of the universe

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possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖

please tag what you got!

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

It's that time of year again.

One night a viking named Rudolph The Red was looking out the window when he suddenly said “It’s going to rain”.His wife was confused and asked him “How do you know?"He looked at her and responded "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

Me when humans aproach, not a preditor just a antisocial blob

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

I'm watching supernatural with my mom

And she is on the first season so I am watching dean with out his bae and it's so sad

YOU ARE GORGEOUS

YOU ARE WORTHY OF PLATONIC AND/OR ROMANTIC LOVE

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE WORTHY OF??

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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Presenting Misha Collins for your viewing enjoyment!

Do you have a favourite Beatle/Beatle song?

https://open.spotify.com/track/4JC27DG1iYG44RrmwSuU5L