Everyone Has A Theory About How To Tell If A Demon Sold Their Soul To Someone In Hazbin Hotel, And Most

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

To all the lesbians, gays, trans, bi’s, the aros, the aces, and to all those who are still figuring it out, (and anything I didn’t include) I hope that you take advantage of this month where we grow 90% stronger (99% if with other members or allies) and live your best pride life and reject the homophobes. Remember that if you think no one else loves you, that I do (platonically) and I’m sure that there are many other individuals who do.

Be safe and remember that no one can tell you who you are and what you like. Now go on and live your best Pride Life!

Spoilers For Full Moon!

I’m not sure if anyone has pointed this out before, but in the scene where the Cherubs are being interrogated, there’s a light that shines over the blue ex-angel. (I don’t know any of their names).

I’m pretty sure the light is supposed to look like it’s from Heaven, signifying that the blue one is still pure. The other two angels don’t have a light because they’ve been acting crazy and irrational since at LEAST they got kicked out of Heaven.

In comparison to Denmark, Switzerland just seems better to me. It’s more mountainous, and has a climate closer to the place where I lived in as a kid. I’ve also heard from trusted sources that Switzerland does have a higher cost of living, but the pay is higher and the taxes are lower. I also heard that it has better animal rights. Switzerland typically has better weather, and the civilians are much more polite and formal than ones in Denmark. During time of war, Switzerland (almost) always chooses to remain neutral, which is a better plan than to pick a side.

Plus, they sell the most chocolate in Switzerland.

Me: I’m not like most aces

Date: *horny and expecting something dirty* Oh, yeah?

Me: *fully knowing what they’re thinking* Yeah. I think we should invade Switzerland. Not Denmark.

reblog to scare the aphobes

So the reason Alastor made a deal with another demon (probably Lilith) is because he wanted to be stronger so no one could control him. Now here’s my idea: Alastor and Vox fell in love, but during a fight, Alastor was hurt because he was paying attention to Vox. Either that or he realized that Vox was holding him back, so he went to Lilith asking that she take away his emotions and give him more power while Lilith gets his soul in return.

Bonus: If and when Alastor breaks out of the deal, he has all the emotions and feeling he had about Vox return to him and they get together.

Being asexual is really funny because you keep getting told that no one cares about you and you shouldn't talk about it because it's inappropriate and no one apart from a potential partner would care

But at the same time everyone is weirdly obsessed with your sex life

"have you had sex? yes? no? tell me the exact reasons why you did/did not have sex in great detail"

"you've never had sex? you HAVE to have sex right now! how dare you not have sex? what if you have a partner? you want to torture them? you want them to hate you?"

"you're having sex? how's that possible? you're not allowed, that's illegal. you are abusing your partners"

"do you masturbate? how often?"

"can you orgasm?"

"have you checked your hormones?"

"have you checked your brain?"

"did you never have good sex before?"

"did you have a bad relationship in the past?"

"were you raped?"

"are you a victim of CSA?"

"do you watch porn? what kind? tell me exactly what you felt while watching porn in great detail!"

"you like dressing nicely? wearing make-up? doing your nails? skin care? shaving?! how is that possible? everyone knows that the only reason anyone would do these things is to attract a mate. you must be lying about being asexual"

"do you own sex toys?"

"you're into BDSM? how could you be into BDSM? that's impossible!"

"did you have sex before? you didn't enjoy it, how is that possible, everyone likes sex!/you enjoyed it, how is that possible, everyone knows asexuals are not physically capable of enjoying sex!"

Damn. . .

I thought you didn't care

Bro.I think that we as a society should make a term for pansexual aroace’s - people who have little to no sexual and romantic to other people but think everyone, regardless of gender, looks aesthetically pretty.

I don’t know, man. I just feel like a lot of aroace’s thought they were pan at first because they thought everyone was equally aesthetic. At least in my case, I thought everybody was pretty, but I didn’t feel any romantic or sexual attraction to others. I just feel like having a term for it would be a little bit helpful. Or maybe we should just spread the information that this is a normal experience. I don’t really know. 🤷🫠

My depression isn't everywhere, all at once. It isn't always on my mind. It's more like a well. Yeah, it's there, but I don't really acknowledge it sometimes. But other times, usually late at night, the well is highlighted. It's the only thing I can think of, the desire to die lapping against the sides below. Occasionally, it comes up in a bucket and I can't think. Those are the times when I cut, starve, burn, or otherwise hurt myself. Right now, the water is rising and the well is getting larger. It's bigger than it ever has been before, and the skies are looking dark. I just hope that there isn't a flood soon.

Happy International Asexual Day! The day where we grow 80% stronger and garlic bread becomes our only substance. (But not literally. Please eat some food and drink water. Stay safe and fend off the aphobes)

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love Nico, but he gets kinda confusing, because on one hand you have:

This little grumpy ball of darkness; the son of Hades, and the Ghost King:

And on the other hand you have “Death Boy”, who had his boyfriend make a note so he can stay by his side, who was obsessed with a card game until he was 10, who uses his boyfriend as a nightlight (that one was just a head cannon):