Latest Posts by salviao - Page 9

PEOPLE I DON'T REALLY LIKE:

YOU

MYSELF

SIMON FUCKING COWELL

I REALLY HATE SIMON COWELL

Aldi didn't put any jam and now I'm stuck with an ordinary wheel.

can you stop

i can't stop this feeling deep inside of me

THEY KILLED HIM :(((

Thou was informal

By saying thou, you are talking to someone as if they were a friend or you were in an otherwise casual situation.

Why am I saying this? The 10 commandments.

By saying "Thou shalt not kill," God was speaking in the 1700s equivalent of saying "Yo dude, killing people is, like, totally not cool bro. Don't do it, dude, cuz you'll burn for, like, eternity, yo." Honestly I think it's quite nice knowing God would be nice instead of talking to you like he's your boss

PS. Yes, you are turning knights into angry siblings when you make them shout "Thou art a wench" etc.

Overcorrecting

Actual canon:

Furthermore:

I get wanting to distance yourself from old inaccurate fanon but recently it feels like the fandom is just being contrarian and overcorrecting so much they create a new fanon, just in the opposite direction

chapter 3 probably

imagine if fish could talk but choose not to around people out of fear we'll decipher their language and learn that they're planning to invade romania and claim it for the aqueous empire