Sans-tact - Bitter_raabit

May 26. May 26. May 26. May 26. May 26.

does anyone just sit there and spend 10 minutes thinking about what to do and does nothing in the end? just me?

Vampire Draco XD

LISTEN YOU… I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE WRITING THIS GOD DAMMIT! Tagging @violetclarity for inciting shit too. :D

Word count: 200

Harry sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose for what felt like the 20th time this month. Today was supposed to be a normal day, his day for paperwork and non-magical nonsense. So when his eyes fell on Draco, sitting as casually as possible in Harry’s office chair, Harry knew his day was done.

“What did you do this time?” Harry sighed, waving his hands in a way that indicated Draco should get the fuck out of his chair.

“I asked a wizard if he knew what I was….”

Harry looked at Draco quizzically. “What’s wrong with that?”

Draco sighed and reached into his pocket, pulling out a handful of glitter. Harry stared, already knowing where this was going but really hoping it wasn’t.

“Draco… Please tell me you didn’t.”

“….I did.”

Harry let his head fall to his desk, hands pulling out his hair in hard tugs.

“But- But, just listen! It was going great, I was broody and reciting poetry. He was totally hooked.”

“And then…?”

“And then I threw glitter in his face.”

“Draco, what the actual fuck? That’s not even… The vampire in that book fucking actually sparkles. Like “diamonds”… He doesn’t throw sparkles.“

“Oooooh….”

with difficulty and whilst cringing

how do ppl actually read things on wattpad?

Nox: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. Chase: And? Nox: And you are.

that slap

“She’s a whore.” Madhuri Dixit as Chandramukhi // Devdas (2002)

Draco: The masculine urge to kiss your enemy while you are fighting with him.

Blaise:

Theo:

Crabbe:

Goyle:

Theo: No one has that urge.

Harry: So let me get this straight, you broke my bloody nose, became a Death Eater, and spent months trying to kill Dumbledore while harming others in the process, all at the age of sixteen?

Draco: Lemme just say from the bottom of my heart—–my bad.

Toffee Break anyone?