The Boy Who Lived Makes An Excellent Chair -draco

I just want someone to buy me food...

yeah so im depressed bc i watched buzzfeed’s firsts with noah centineo and the fact ?? that he told the girl to bring a book ?? on his first date ?? so they could read as the sun went down ?? and they read for 3 hours ?? if that’s not a perfect man then idk what fucking is

Draco: The masculine urge to kiss your enemy while you are fighting with him.

Blaise:

Theo:

Crabbe:

Goyle:

Theo: No one has that urge.

the narcissus are beautiful again today

it’s mornings like this, when the sun has just cleared the horizon, when its rays kiss the dew-sprinkled grass, when everything is fresh and dazzling and wonderful in midsummer; it’s mornings like this when draco misses his mother most.

quick doodle of a soft boy, post-war.

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imagine if they’d developed this spell that told the whole school which corridors to avoid and which to use instead.

and some extra muggleborns would make their own ‘diversions’ sign

Imagine Drarry, but instead their rivalry is more like Sasuke and Naruto. So everytime they see each other they have to angrily yell out the others name in repeat.

Like you’re walking through the halls of Hogwarts and you just randomly hear “POOTTTEEERRR” “MALLFFOOYYY” “POOOOTTTEEERRR” “MAAAAALLLLFFFOOOOYYYY”

with difficulty and whilst cringing

how do ppl actually read things on wattpad?

What are you talking about i don't even like this webtoon that much what haha what wh

someone’s a big fan of dinosaurs

+bonus:

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Can anyone relate to this..???? 🤣🤣

A beautifully done interpretation of the Slytherin dorms.

The pool of water/ceiling light is based on the idea of an aristocratic Roman impluvium/compluvium. Gryffindor has a furnace in the center of the dorm rooms, so it seemed like an nice yin-yang effect as Gryffindor=fire and Slytherin=water. I’m not sure if the compluvium would magically let rainwater (and snow, and hail!?) in from the lake above, or not. I think it should.

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