This Is The Definition Of Trick Tuesday!

if i had a girlfriend i would simply draw smiley faces on rocks and give them to her :-)

Imagine slow dancing with a girl and she rests her head against your shoulder and just perfectly fits there in your arms

i just want to sit in a meadow on a sunny day, a picnic blanket spread out underneath me, and a pretty girl laid down next to me. we'd feed each other chocolate strawberries and share a bottle of homemade lemonade <3

sometimes i just think of dan and phil living their shitty late teens/early 20s years where they didn’t have any money and they kind of had the worst parts of being prominent online (no privacy, invasive fans, judgement, homophobic slurs thrown at them constantly) but didn’t yet have the money that would later come from it and how many nights they must have spent in that first manchester apartment with the bed pushed into the corner of the room and barely any furniture and how us-against-the-world they must have felt then, in a different way than they do now, and how it’s reality for a lot of people that those growing pains years just kinda suck but dan and phil got to do through the sucky broke struggling what is the future even gonna be scary years together and idk man just fuck i love them 

a good twisted, that makes you wonder what life will be like. 

“fuck you my child is completely fine”

your child wants to run into the woods and find and abandoned mossy castle with a marvelous library and cats crawling around the corners where they can live there life without society’s influence

Dan woke up the whole phandom with one tweet

I want to be a frog

and live in a mushroom house

with my frog girlfriend

is this too much to ask for???

Hello Beloved! As the election continues to be decided and brings stress to the nation, here is some positive election news:

Ritchie Torres (NY) (he/him) became the first Afro-Latinx LGBTQ+ person to be elected to Congress. Mondaire Jones (NY) (he/him) will also become the first LGBTQ+ person of color, alongside Torres, to be elected to Congress. Sarah McBride (DE) (she/her) became the first openly transgender person to be a state senator. Stephanie Byers (KS) (she/her) became the first openly transgender person to have a seat in Kansas’s state legislature and became the first Native American transgender person to be elected to any state legislature. Mauree Turner (OK) (she/they) has become the first non-binary person elected to any state legislature. They are also the first Muslim to be elected to the Oklahoma state legislature.  Taylor Small (VT) (she/her) became the first openly transgender person to have a seat in Vermont’s state legislature. Shevrin Jones (FL) (he/him) became the first openly LGBTQ+ person to have a seat in Florida’s state legislature. Jabari Brisport (NY) (he/him) became the first openly LGBTQ+ person of color to have a seat in New York’s state legislature. Kim Jackson (GA) (she/her) became the first openly LGBTQ+ person to have a seat in Georgia’s state senate and one of only 3 LGBTQ+ women of color to have a seat in any state senate. David Ortiz (CO) (he/him) became the first openly bi person to have a seat in Colorado’s state legislature. He also became the first wheelchair user in Colorado’s state legislature. Sharice Davids (KS) (she/her) has been re-elected. Davids is the first Native American LGBTQ+ woman to serve in Congress

No matter what happens with the presidency, change is coming, Beloved. Be hopeful and continue fighting

what if we find the ugliest pajamas at the goodwill off the interstate, we come home to pretend to be really fancy. we eat soup out of the good bowls and have soda in wine glasses. we do fake bad accents and speak like shakespeare.