im about to be a rotted cunt until the end of playoffs (nothing personal to anyone, the hater in me sees the hater in you etc etc)
so in a last-ditch effort to persuade myself that actually, i will survive and find a kernel of happiness if any of these teams win, i started researching and then 12 hours later had this unhinged presentation
Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.
the stars’ obligatory midseason finnish acquisition hat trick!! 🎉
comically evil laugh of disbelief
dal@wpg 05.15.25 | round 2 game 5
mush how do you do that and stay upright but have to skate in a straight line and fall on impact. whats all that
first career playoff shutout for linus ullmark | 4.29.25
ohhh how i missed a miro zone exit/entry
wpg@dal 05.17.25 | round 2 game 6
we need more autistic jocks btw. jocks who are obsessive nerds about their sport of choice. jocks who are rigid about their workout routines and obsessed with the math of performance statistics and nutrition and reps. jocks who don't have time for alcohol or misogyny because why are you guys chugging beer and trash talking we need to be TRAINING. guy with no tolerance for homophobia because Teammate Trevor is an integral part of the strategy play who cares who he's dating
more jocks whose sole interest is playing the game to the very best of their ability, and infodumping doing a play-by-play review immediately afterwards at the sports bar while his teammates are trying to just get drunk and decompress
'glove save oettinger' no better words in the english language i think we can all agree