i cant believe SPORTS are an emotional pillar in my life. how did it come to this
if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking
playoff mush smush <3
wpg@dal 05.11.25 | round 2 game 3
what if you were FINNISH and you liked living in DENVER COLORADO and then they got SICK OF YOU because you wanted to be compensated FAIRLY FOR YOUR LABOUR so they sent you to RALEIGH and you hated it because frankly RALEIGH KINDA SUCKS so they sent you to TEXAS and then everyone got MAD AT YOU for wanting FAIR COMPENSATION FOR YOUR LABOUR and then you had to FACE OFF against your OLD EMPLOYER and also MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS. and then you scored a HAT TRICK in GAME SEVEN. and you were gay
are they lovers? worse. they have an athletic article about their friendship
the stars’ obligatory midseason finnish acquisition hat trick!! 🎉
incomplete list of reasons why everyone should love jake oettinger:
he seems sweet
great goalie
has a universally accepted fursona that comes with a catchy musical cartoon
hot
show off that puck babe you earned it!
col@dal 05.04.25 | round 1 game 7