Okay Lazlo So This Voice Exists WTF I Dont Like It.

For anyone interested, this may or may not be a link to a drive folder with the whole wwditscu, the what we do in the shadows cinematic universe (aka the wwdits movie, the show and Wellington Paranormal) and with English subtitles! You're welcome

As a is, like 8-15, I was obsessed with George & Mildred and Yes, Minister. Nobody in my very British family has ever seen Yes, Minister, and the absolute guttural horror I experienced when discovering that there is one (1) fanfic writer making dozens of fanfiction shipping two of the characters (which is such a fuck no) written only in Chinese *and there was one only 2 days old* has left me too scared to dare look at whatever hell lies in the George & Mildred fandom if it exists.

question 2 my followers: what’s the most obscure piece of media you’ve ever developed a fixation with? not obscure as in “at one point had a reasonably thriving fandom that eventually faded” but something you feel you were almost entirely alone in your appreciation for

PARTY BUS!

PARTY BUS!

PARTY BUS!!!!

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

I can't sleep from hype so have some badly-made memes.

It's very endearing to me how many people are willing to keep an eye on a video feed so they can push a button and let a fish in the Netherlands get to the other side of a dam.

Oh no Lazlo has found the pornography.

Bat dick