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I think Moby Dick might be cosmic horror. Captain Ahab is like "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's not a whale. God is an evil master controlling every living human like a puppet, free will is an illusion, we are caught in a cruel trap made by god. THAT WHALE IS THE MASK OF THAT GOD"
HE THINKS HE THINKS if he can kill the whale, he can break humanity free of the bonds of GOD. and our narrator boy Ishmael is like "uh...i think it might just be a big whale and you have trauma" BUT THEN AT THE END ISHMAEL SEES IT and he's like "oh no. it's god"
and like. IT KILLS EVERYONE IT EATS AHAB AND DRAGS HIM INTO HELL SCREAMING. it IS god. nature is god.
god what a good story
i love too that if you know it from pop culture you know Ahab's leg was eaten by the whale? well thats the more soft version, in the story proper you hear he was basically CHEWED ALIVE, his whole body is held together with HATE and THE WILL TO KILL GOD and WHALE BONE PROSTHETICS.
AT SOME POINT he just HOLDS SOME LIGHTNING and everyone is like "Captain ahab is so cool i'd die for him" and the only one going "hey this seems weird" is the main character
but yeah every time i'm like "GOD MOBY DICK IS SO GOOD" people are like "the whale hunting story?? with the stinky boring men???" and i get sad.
Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me!
What the fuck is up with the American advertising system I'm very uncomfortable.
Like what is with this BK burger branded by some random dude. Also why do y'all write 8p and not 8pm? Y'all lazy?
Nandor is looking so sad. I feel it. I also feel Guillermos desperation.
Colin Robinson trying to prod and then being burned is a brilliant moment.
Lazlo reacting to being dissed is me when I get called heartless or scary. "Thank you".
Nandor is following the traditional routes to deal with depression I see. Longing. Sex. A brief moment of joy. And then, the slumber.
WTF is that thotty outfit Nandor. You look like your mom bought you a Halloween costume that's too big for you.
Colin, this is a brilliant idea. Lie your arse off. I hope it works.
The first vampire is not an important person? Damn that's rough.
Wait, is it actually Colin's 100th. How is it only 100. I thought he would be much older.
Lazlo and Colin are best friends and I love that for them.
He even knows that the Hamster Dance is his favourite song. Platonic love right there.
I recognise Dominicas' actor but I cannot think of his name it. It's the evil guy from Alvin and the Chipmunks. He was in Megamind too I think as Minion. I gotta search that up.
DAVID CROSS MAH MAN!
I love Donal Logue. He is great. He has a trans daughter and we love that so much he is so accepting. I love Nadja being so fangirly too.
Donal just 'going with the lifestyle' is honestly such a powerful and relatable statement we love.
Chicken buggies with spaghetti is such a good meal I want it in my mouth now. Fuck ranch though.
Vampires turn to ash when they die normally. It's not very often we have seen an actual vampire corpse. Like what is she hoping to see.
Guillermo. You have seen one of the most impressive penises in the vampiric world. Care to explain?
Guillermo having a scared gay crisis in the corner while they decide if Nandors member is average is just such feeding for the ship. Nandermo is the queer ship on TV RN and they just keep on getting fed.
Lazlo speech? Lazlo speech. A dull man who we love very much.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww Lazlo loves Colin. Platonically. I hope. Their friendship is adorable.
I don't want Colin to go. He's my keychain for a reason.
Young, dumb, and full of cum. Yes Colin, you truly are. ;).
Oh that is disgusting. I am so sorry Colin Robinson. I will miss you dearly.
Good kitties.
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Holy fucking shit what the fuck I can't even that was insane Nadja!
Those poor men...
Oh my. Oh my gods. Gail. Gail is a werewolf. I didn’t expect that.
Colin stop dancing like that you are gonna hurt himself.
Love the alternate opening this episode so good.
Awwwwww I love the Nandor dolls I bet there will be an Etsy store selling it soon.
Vampire depression feels like nor al depression but SPICY.
IDK this brooding feels pretty gay.
That's a cult. That is a cult. Get out of there dude.
Definitely a cult.
Welcome! You must stretch before you dance.
Oh gods that is disgusting I do not vibe put the teeth back. Not like hat woman who did it with superglue though IDK get dentures.
She isn't actually drinking it this is a con I bet it is a con.
15 seconds later: "Told ya."
Lil gay fight.
Boop.
Wow Guillermo way to make the mood down.
I love Nandors new look. I want his hair.
Ahhh yes completely normal Guillermo working on my fitness.
The cult is coming.
Yey more fight scenes I love fight scenes.
I wonder how the vampires have been surviving on the blood front. Smoothies?
I love the silver-lined seat belts. I want that in my car and I don't have a car or a vampire.
Poor Nandor he looks so sad in the cage at least he can work out.
Love the end credits music. So fun.
They are about to die. Oh gods they are about to die.
They died.
I hope there is still clear signs of this stuff in the next episode. The hair, I just love the hair.
I really enjoyed the vibe of this episode seeing Nandor acting more current and human is great it says a lot for Kayvans acting skills that there was never a point that I thought it was just Kayvan. Seriously though I want that hair I wish it were achievable for me but alas it is not.
Sarcoma aka Doomed Sarcoma (Czech, based Siberia, Russia) - So We Found Him, 2023, Paintings: Digital Art
As a is, like 8-15, I was obsessed with George & Mildred and Yes, Minister. Nobody in my very British family has ever seen Yes, Minister, and the absolute guttural horror I experienced when discovering that there is one (1) fanfic writer making dozens of fanfiction shipping two of the characters (which is such a fuck no) written only in Chinese *and there was one only 2 days old* has left me too scared to dare look at whatever hell lies in the George & Mildred fandom if it exists.
question 2 my followers: what’s the most obscure piece of media you’ve ever developed a fixation with? not obscure as in “at one point had a reasonably thriving fandom that eventually faded” but something you feel you were almost entirely alone in your appreciation for
NANDERMO IS GONNA BE ADDRESSED PEOPLE!
Colin Robinson just staring straight into space as he sings the theme tune to that show is hitting the random close to home. We definitely don't feel that or anything.
Asexual/Aromantic. I have a lot of fandoms and I can't brand to all of them. Basically incredibly tech anxious and will not use Tumblr normally.
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