products are so bad now that i have to do approximately 8 hours of research before i buy anything
Colin Robinson just staring straight into space as he sings the theme tune to that show is hitting the random close to home. We definitely don't feel that or anything.
Holy fucking shit what the fuck I can't even that was insane Nadja!
Those poor men...
Episode 5: The Chamber of Judgement
Guillermo and The Guide both waiting in the shadows (heh) for them is such a good moment.
I love that Lazlo and Colin just being completely uninterested in the Council and just fuckin around with Shaun is so sweet. Just gonna let the world know that there is a fanfic shipping Lazlo and Shaun and I support it it's funny.
Kingmaker Guillermo enters the chat.
The Guy Pillow guy looks a little like Paul Hollywood and now I'm dying.
Shaun is in an MLM. I'm scared for him. Poor boy.
Guillermo wants the throne. I approve of this plan. He deserves it.
Guillermo and Nandor are boyfriends only RN it's in spirit.
Colin 'the guy who looks like a foetus' Robinson.
Guillermo wants something. Power hungry Guillermo is weird I don't subscribe. It makes me uncomfy.
I wanna do the sick white robe running and dancing.
Why did they keep on walking put of the caravan.
Derek has Doc Martens and a hellhound. Beautiful.
LAZLO! IN COURT! WITH BOXES OF PORNOGRAPHY! I LOVE IT!
Awww I feel bad for poor Lazlo, failing like that.
Lazlo standing just completely gone is how I feel after a heavy conversation.
Episode 6: The Escape
Oh they fucked up. They fucked up bad.
Honestly I respect The Sire. Sire hungy, Sire dig hole, Sire stop hungy.
Lazlo: No, it's a fucking urban myth, like ghosts and large penises. đź‘€ đź‘€ đź‘€
Is it Baron time? It's Baron time.
Girly-Jim. He did nail it.
Guillermo is done, disgusted, and in danger.
NADJA DOLL STAN.
Once again, not a fan of Guillermo power
I did not know The Watchers are ladies. I have only seen screencaps. I love them.
The Baron riding on the hellhound is way funnier in motion.
How *do* you know what vampire piss tastes like.
Yeah racism orgies sound fun.
I partially retract my statement Guillerrmo bitchslapping Nandor was awesome.
The Sire looks cool AF. The harmonica isn't going to work.
OH MY GODS LAZLO HARMONICA VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT I LOVE IT!
Nandor pulling Guillermo too early is definitely no homo.
How has it taken Colin until the year of our lord 2021 to learn about that's what she said. Boy we be reppin that joke for decades.
Oh my I want a TV show of The Sire, The Baron, and the hellhound. They are an adorable combo. We stan and ship.
That Hussein press conference reference tho. Beautiful.
Episode 7: The Siren
(I have seen nothing about this episode yet so this is full blind).
Lazlo and Colin Robinson are the true buddy cop duo. They got that vibe.
Israel/Palestine being described as a win/win is terrifying.
Poor Nadja doll, she can't get around. We need to get her a car or something too.
Guillermo calling out the camera crew is powerful but unfair they did it because you both have the same problem you stupid man.
Is it just me or has the art team declined a little. A couple of them have looked a bit off. They are mostly good still.
Poor Nadja doll. I feel bad for her. I will miss her, even if we barely see her.
Colin rubbing his chest is a oddly sensual view. I don't know how I feel.
OH NO. The Guide is being oddly seductive with Guillermo I don't want to read into it.
That siren has clicky legs. Very clicky. Like my bones.
Guillermo having a longing moment with LEGO is a big mood.
LMFAO? IN YOUR COMFORT TV SHOW? ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
That Nadja doll rat is scary.
He's gonna buy a tricopter. He is.
Lazlo should not be allowed in Best Buy.
Guillermo I'm sorry but good luck.
Colin stop singing I'm in pain.
Colin please don't do this she will eat you.
Nadja doll rat is powerful.
Nadja doll is back baby! I am so glad.
RIP camera crew. We appreciate your service.
They could totally travel to Plum Island again.
Honestly I respect Colin beating off.
I feel like The Sire is gonna be bigger earlier on.
A lot of promos are travel-related (the clearing out of stuff, the car shoot, the repeated motif of sunglasses) so maybe The Sire escapes half-way through (personal theory is it's something to do with this power struggle we've had with Nadja and Nandor) and he either chases them or they are framed for the escape (it would explain why they have been given leadership, if the world-wide council was intending to do something for themselves and needed fall guys).
I am hoping for option E though.
So clearly the theme of this series is... they all get reckless with their powers and also guillermo is dramatic, gay and Tired so PEAK all around
I feel like the Big Finish will be either
A) Guillermo/Nandor confession
B) the Sire escapes
C) the Baron comes back
D) the Worldwide Council is like "lads what is your problem why are you so feral"
E) any combination of all four
au where eberytjings the same but they have to go to five guyd
I'm scared. Not of the sandwich, but of myself for wanting one.
If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?
ST@CEC 4: Deep Space Nine; In Charles’s Shadow
Awwww yeah Kirsten Schaal is back and she brought so many ravens. Gotta love ravens.
Asexual/Aromantic. I have a lot of fandoms and I can't brand to all of them. Basically incredibly tech anxious and will not use Tumblr normally.
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