I will probably make another one
Edit: i did
Episode 5: The Chamber of Judgement
Guillermo and The Guide both waiting in the shadows (heh) for them is such a good moment.
I love that Lazlo and Colin just being completely uninterested in the Council and just fuckin around with Shaun is so sweet. Just gonna let the world know that there is a fanfic shipping Lazlo and Shaun and I support it it's funny.
Kingmaker Guillermo enters the chat.
The Guy Pillow guy looks a little like Paul Hollywood and now I'm dying.
Shaun is in an MLM. I'm scared for him. Poor boy.
Guillermo wants the throne. I approve of this plan. He deserves it.
Guillermo and Nandor are boyfriends only RN it's in spirit.
Colin 'the guy who looks like a foetus' Robinson.
Guillermo wants something. Power hungry Guillermo is weird I don't subscribe. It makes me uncomfy.
I wanna do the sick white robe running and dancing.
Why did they keep on walking put of the caravan.
Derek has Doc Martens and a hellhound. Beautiful.
LAZLO! IN COURT! WITH BOXES OF PORNOGRAPHY! I LOVE IT!
Awww I feel bad for poor Lazlo, failing like that.
Lazlo standing just completely gone is how I feel after a heavy conversation.
Episode 6: The Escape
Oh they fucked up. They fucked up bad.
Honestly I respect The Sire. Sire hungy, Sire dig hole, Sire stop hungy.
Lazlo: No, it's a fucking urban myth, like ghosts and large penises. 👀 👀 👀
Is it Baron time? It's Baron time.
Girly-Jim. He did nail it.
Guillermo is done, disgusted, and in danger.
NADJA DOLL STAN.
Once again, not a fan of Guillermo power
I did not know The Watchers are ladies. I have only seen screencaps. I love them.
The Baron riding on the hellhound is way funnier in motion.
How *do* you know what vampire piss tastes like.
Yeah racism orgies sound fun.
I partially retract my statement Guillerrmo bitchslapping Nandor was awesome.
The Sire looks cool AF. The harmonica isn't going to work.
OH MY GODS LAZLO HARMONICA VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT I LOVE IT!
Nandor pulling Guillermo too early is definitely no homo.
How has it taken Colin until the year of our lord 2021 to learn about that's what she said. Boy we be reppin that joke for decades.
Oh my I want a TV show of The Sire, The Baron, and the hellhound. They are an adorable combo. We stan and ship.
That Hussein press conference reference tho. Beautiful.
Episode 7: The Siren
(I have seen nothing about this episode yet so this is full blind).
Lazlo and Colin Robinson are the true buddy cop duo. They got that vibe.
Israel/Palestine being described as a win/win is terrifying.
Poor Nadja doll, she can't get around. We need to get her a car or something too.
Guillermo calling out the camera crew is powerful but unfair they did it because you both have the same problem you stupid man.
Is it just me or has the art team declined a little. A couple of them have looked a bit off. They are mostly good still.
Poor Nadja doll. I feel bad for her. I will miss her, even if we barely see her.
Colin rubbing his chest is a oddly sensual view. I don't know how I feel.
OH NO. The Guide is being oddly seductive with Guillermo I don't want to read into it.
That siren has clicky legs. Very clicky. Like my bones.
Guillermo having a longing moment with LEGO is a big mood.
LMFAO? IN YOUR COMFORT TV SHOW? ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
That Nadja doll rat is scary.
He's gonna buy a tricopter. He is.
Lazlo should not be allowed in Best Buy.
Guillermo I'm sorry but good luck.
Colin stop singing I'm in pain.
Colin please don't do this she will eat you.
Nadja doll rat is powerful.
Nadja doll is back baby! I am so glad.
RIP camera crew. We appreciate your service.
They could totally travel to Plum Island again.
Honestly I respect Colin beating off.
Oh wow this episode really just opening with all the content. Just, all of the content.
My internet died whilst I was tryna watch the new episode yesterday so I am watching it now and I must say so far Nandor that is too much yogurt I think thats more yogurt than I have ate in the last five years calm in on the yogurt.
Nandor is looking so sad. I feel it. I also feel Guillermos desperation.
Colin Robinson trying to prod and then being burned is a brilliant moment.
Lazlo reacting to being dissed is me when I get called heartless or scary. "Thank you".
Nandor is following the traditional routes to deal with depression I see. Longing. Sex. A brief moment of joy. And then, the slumber.
WTF is that thotty outfit Nandor. You look like your mom bought you a Halloween costume that's too big for you.
Colin, this is a brilliant idea. Lie your arse off. I hope it works.
The first vampire is not an important person? Damn that's rough.
Wait, is it actually Colin's 100th. How is it only 100. I thought he would be much older.
Lazlo and Colin are best friends and I love that for them.
He even knows that the Hamster Dance is his favourite song. Platonic love right there.
I recognise Dominicas' actor but I cannot think of his name it. It's the evil guy from Alvin and the Chipmunks. He was in Megamind too I think as Minion. I gotta search that up.
DAVID CROSS MAH MAN!
I love Donal Logue. He is great. He has a trans daughter and we love that so much he is so accepting. I love Nadja being so fangirly too.
Donal just 'going with the lifestyle' is honestly such a powerful and relatable statement we love.
Chicken buggies with spaghetti is such a good meal I want it in my mouth now. Fuck ranch though.
Vampires turn to ash when they die normally. It's not very often we have seen an actual vampire corpse. Like what is she hoping to see.
Guillermo. You have seen one of the most impressive penises in the vampiric world. Care to explain?
Guillermo having a scared gay crisis in the corner while they decide if Nandors member is average is just such feeding for the ship. Nandermo is the queer ship on TV RN and they just keep on getting fed.
Lazlo speech? Lazlo speech. A dull man who we love very much.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww Lazlo loves Colin. Platonically. I hope. Their friendship is adorable.
I don't want Colin to go. He's my keychain for a reason.
Young, dumb, and full of cum. Yes Colin, you truly are. ;).
Oh that is disgusting. I am so sorry Colin Robinson. I will miss you dearly.
I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad
Why does Harvey look so good in that suit. And Lazlos hair looks a lot better longer for that matter.
some attempts at vintage pulp covers style
Asexual/Aromantic. I have a lot of fandoms and I can't brand to all of them. Basically incredibly tech anxious and will not use Tumblr normally.
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