Figure In The Distance: *appears*

This was posted over a year ago but I’m astounded by the prospect of Silna being put in jail for presumably doing such a bad job at being a defense lawyer that she was also arrested.

I think the thought is that she wasn’t arrested and was just Goodsir’s lawyer, because Silna is much too smart to actually go to jail, as she wouldn’t get caught. But I can’t get over the concept at someone being such a shit lawyer that they get incarcerated as well just for defending someone.

if the terror played in prison & what i think they would be in for

Francis: DUI accident/manslaughter or assault on superior/officer

Fitzjames: con artist (tricks rich old men/women who want him. Let me have this one.)

Blanky: tried to stop bar fight and accidentally knocked a few people out

Hickey: murder, identity theft, conspiracy, etc

Hartnell and Manson: tried to sell drugs to an undercover cop, shoplifting, planned bank robbery (badly)

Tozer: assault (probably beat up someone in the audience of a football game or something)

Armitage: accidentally sprayed a government building while high and resisted arrest

Franklin: tax evasion, political crimes

Goodsir: ignored patients DNR to save them

McDonald: helped patient out of it

Stanley: medical negligence (put new nurse in responsibility for high risk patient who then died)

Gibson: wrong place, wrong time

Gore, Hodgson: got framed

Irving: harassment (make of that what you want)

Wall, Diggle: bar fights (multiple)

Dundy: gambling

Des Voeux: hate crime

Collins: drug possession, forgot to pay taxes/rent/etc

Silna: Goodsir's defendant

Bridgens: let too many kids shoplift without notifying

Little: hit & run (victim survived)... or accidentally helped criminal on the run escape

Jopson: robbery (^ criminal on the run that escaped)

Did Yoshikage Kira write this post

one of my earliest gay memories is of waxing poetic to a girl about her plump “porcelain doll hands” while she admired mine during recess

I don’t even remember who she was or if we were friends, just that I was fascinated by her beautiful hands and the soft cushioned dimples of her knuckles—so different from my own bony spider-fingers

Fruit reviews: Starfruit

Like if an apple was citrus flavored

This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

Technically I don’t think he’s a vampire and a weredinosaur ar the same time! There’s alternate universe stuff going on.

Dio Brando is such a world class hater it's insane. Kid hated his adoptive brother so much he decided to make it his whole family tree's problem. Haunted an entire gene pool for over a century just cause his punk brother got in the way of his inheritence. It took a temporal armageddon and a full world reboot just to scrub away the consequences of his fuckin around and he still shows up as a cowboy weredinosaur to ruin everyone's day. A master class in causing problems on purpose.

Anyone who reblogs this post will have their user written on a poster saying "We Stand With Palestine" that I hope to put up somewhere in the village I live in, or the town that the village is next to.

It’s weird because I see the max hive mind in like a totally different way. Like I see it as super connected, and he can move each body like different finger on the same hand. Like not so much as multiple minds that are linked as one mind in a bunch of bodies—🦹🏻

Ooooh that's such a cool and trippy way of seeing it! I love that! It sounds so fun to explore too!

I love comics! To the maybe five people who care, ask away!

Bande Dessinée ask game

Tintin: Which country would you love to visit?

Asterix: Have you ever defended something or someone you love from someone much stronger?

Lucky Luke: Do you have some kind of special ability?

The Smurfs: If you could use any word to describe yourself, what would it be?

Spirou and Fantasio: Describe your dream job.

Blake and Mortimer: Tell us one time where you and your friend were caught in trouble.

Iznogoud: What measures would you take to achieve your aim?

Yoko Tsuno: Which planet of the galaxy would you love to visit?

The Blue Coats: What's your favorite part from the American Civil War?

Marsupilami: Tell us about a funny-looking animal most people should be familiar with.

Gaston Lagaffe: Which invention would you make to improve your life?

Alix: Which ancient civilization would you love to visit?

Corto Maltese: Which historical figure from the early 20th would you love to meet?

Mélusine: Which magic potion do you want to create?

Papyrus: Who is your favorite Egyptian deity?

Lanfest of Troy: Which fantasy land would you love to visit?

Buddy Baker a.k.a Animal Man is the most slept on dc blorbo. Dude fell so hard into midlife crisis that he tore through the fourth wall, realised he was a comic book charcater and was like damn fr? thats fucking stupid. 

TMNT reboot where they’re all alligator snapping turtles and are like ten feet tall

trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky