just your friendly neighborhood gremlin probably won't post too much, just because I don't really know what I have to offer to the platform. my goal is to be as chaotic and funny as possible, while still spreading knowledge about my special interests. Said interests include, but are not limited to: The Scarlet Witch, Young Avengers, Keeper of the Lost Cities, words, etymology, random knowledge that I don't know what to do with, wonder woman, Hellenistic Polytheism, writing, art, and other things that relate to the above topics please message me if you have any questions about the above topics, or wish to be friends! 😃❤️ thanks, Seraphina ❤️
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Latest Posts by screwlowes - Page 6
Source: beth_thefirstyear on Instagram
I have four muffin tips for making bakery style muffins at home.
Tip number one:
Rest your batter for 15 minutes in your mixing bowl after you make it. This is gonna allow the starch molecules to swell and absorb, creating the thicker batter and the thicker batter is known for doming!
Tip number two:
Fill your muffin holes with at least six to eight tablespoons of batter. That’s like a heaping half cup okay. You want them super full so they’re gonna create that dome.
Tip number three:
Kinda goes along with tip number two. You’re only gonna fill every other hole in your muffin pan. And why we do that - that’s so the muffins that are baking can spread and dome without running into their neighbors. Because when they run into their neighbors they get like square edges but we want perfect dome circles.
Tip number four:
You’re to bake your muffins at a high temperature initially. That’s gonna be 425*F for the first seven minutes. And then keep them in the oven and lower the temperature to 350*F for the remaining bake time. Starting the muffins off at a high temperature initially allows the muffins to rise rapidly and it sets the outer surface of the muffin, producing a dome shape.
There you have it. My four muffin tips for creating bakery style muffins.
oh WAIT A MINUTE we've all been getting it wrong. in a magical AU, Eliot Spencer isn't the one with healing powers or immense strength—he's the psychic.
"it's a distinctive____" no the fuck it isn't. he just KNOWS. but people get uneasy when a guy just KNOWS stuff, so eliot learned a line that keeps everybody calm, gives everybody just enough plausible deniability to keep the unease at bay.
he's always got that extra bit of knowledge to help him out. not more than he can handle, not like some kind of savant in more ways than it's possible for one human to be. nothing flashy. it's not that eliot's never lost his keys before. it's just that he always, always knows where to find them.
Oooh, doggy!!! I'll bring games and snacks!!! Whooo likes candy??
@deadandgaysetanta @sherikookami @redkarmakai
WE’RE DOING ANOTHER MOOT SLEEPOVER TAG IS:
Moot sleepover <3
(the heart as well)
GRAB YOUR MUTUALS AND LETS GO!!
@discarded-like-your-roses @seagull9111
LETS GOOOOO !!!!
This is so cool
LEVERAGE GRIFT TRACKER
I FINISHED SEASON 1! Shoutout to @grandma-waldo for the idea
Extra details in the parameters and the job list. I kept a list of all grifts in order they occur through season 1. If I thought about it before hand I would have draw a line between each episode but oh well hindsight and all that.
Any questions? Yes I welcome them and I'll try to answer them. Want to know why I split something? Just ask - there was definitely an overthought process to my madness. Any ideas on adjusting job titles? I want to hear it please. I invested too much in this lol but it's been fun.
Season 1 was tough in trying to decide what the jobs would be while trying to keep them broad and trying to think so I wouldn't need to add anymore come later seasons . Also me and excel nearly got into a fight.
I'm going to do the rest of the show but that will be slow coming. When I figure out how to make a master list with links, I'll make one. Since this is like my 4th post on the topic and there will be a bunch more to come
Surprises and Revelations
- Hardison grifts in intense spurts
- there was only 1 real royalty grift in season 1??? And it was hardison?? But there were 5 Southern Belle/Beau grifts
- Sophie was the first athelete?? Ik I already posted that but it still shocked me (Olympic luge)
- Parker interacts with people more than most of the team - she thieves in the shadows but she talks to people often as a misdirection
- FBI and just an ordinary person (Civilian) were the most common grifts of season 1 > not surprised since everyone played FBI in pilot part 2
- runner up was The Damsel. Plenty of times the team did the Damsel and Damsel's Knight grift together as a misdirection. But going "oh no I need help" to a stranger/mark was more popular
- Hardison and Parker were the most likely to play the Damsel card
(Sidenote: i thought about wanting to know all the scams the team calls out in the show. "Burn scam" "the cherry pie" etc. But I think someone has already made a list but I can't find it. Also my family might kill me if I restart the show - again. I was already getting side eyes for skipping back a few seconds to check out who was grifting when I wasn't paying attention)
If you've read this far! Thank you! Hope you have a great week!
You all voted and the most popular was... By decision of a random name generator due to a three way tie... ADIRA AKELDAMA!
WARNING!!! LONG POST AHEAD!!! PROCEED WITH CAUTION AND TIME!!!
Adira is the queen of the Syren Born Fae. She grew up with her triplets Ethan and Seraphina in the woods near Amalraum. She is close friends with Kaimanas Aurelius, though she'd rather Florentine, Kaimana's brother, die in a rather gruesomely violent manner.
When she was 10, she left with Ethan, her brother, to go to royal training in their respective kingdoms. She became the military leader and Queen of the Syren Queendom, Azura. Her brother went on to become King of the Dustborn kingdom, the Laurel Valley.
She resents Florentine and Zephyre for killing her sister. In fact, about three years after Seraphina's passing, she declared war on Amalraum. The only reason this war didn't come into fruition was because Kaimana asked her oh so nicely.
She is currently single.
Her most precious item is a black opal seraphina found for her when they were kids. Ethan set it into her Signet ring.
She was born on May 16th.
She's always losing her trident, she's a vegetarian, and she loves listening to classical music, whale songs, opera, and some death metal(but only Scandinavian and Indian).
Her deepest fears are harpoons, drowning, and losing the people closest to her.
She is 27 years old.
Below is her profiles⬇️
@deadandgaysetanta @queen-of-hobgobblers @redkarmakai @sherikookami
![First slide. The title reads "drawing characters with Down syndrome". Below that: "myth that I need to get out of the way before the actual tutorial: [caps] people with DS do not look the same [end caps]. They share similar features, but there is no one face that every person with DS has. Most people with DS won't have every single trait, just pick what works for your character." Around that are three actual photos; from top to bottom; a photo of the actress Gigi Cunningham, a Black woman in her 20s posing with her hands on hips; a photo of Zhou Zhou, a Chinese man in a suit conducting an orchestra; portrait photo of Georgie Wildgust, an elderly white man smiling to the camera. Each photo is captioned with the person's name.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7f4403fd328c284d5bae6ca90eaa6d07/18bf095cd4118d2a-d1/s500x750/6feee60a3e2b462d399245d34ba50f6db14afac6.png)
![fourth slide, called "eyes". text reads "probably the most characteristic feature, so it's important to get right. People with Mosaic Down syndrome (more on it later!) will often have this as one of the few visible traits". top right has a close-up of a blue iris with white dots going around the pupil. It's captioned "these white spots going in a circle are called Brushfield spots. A lot of people with DS have them". Below that is a step-by-step tutorial on drawing eyes. First step focuses on the general shape, with the text reading "there's a lot of shapes to choose from: almond; round; upturned; + more but these are most common". Each of them has a drawing attached. Step two focuses on eyelids. Text reads "pronounced eyelids, both bottom and upper ones. They have a very noticeable crease". There's two pairs of eyes with heavy eyelids under that. Step three shows wrinkles around the eyes. Text: "some people with DS will have creases around the eyes + large bags under the eyes; if you have a simpler artstyle probably skip this one". Attached drawing shows a pair of eyes with wrinkles coming form the upper eyelid on the outer side and bags under the eyes. Step four reads "give them strabismus [many exclamation points]! I know artists are allergic to drawing strabismus if it's not for a joke but crossed eyes are actually awesome [awesome in all caps], (ok not all have strabismus but like half do)". Drawing attached shows a person with DS and strabismus.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2f7b683cb96ee98791b5e27baca3494b/18bf095cd4118d2a-f1/s500x750/04920f4b30096952d3d5d015dd10e6b840b6be70.png)
tutorial for drawing characters with Down syndrome!
DISCLAIMER... please keep in mind that this is an introductory drawing tutorial and has some generalizations in it, so not every “X is Z” statement will be true for Actual People. it's more of an overview of features that are common in people with Down syndrome, not meaning to imply that every person with DS has all of them 👍👍 thanks
if you draw any characters using this feel free to tag me!!
@queen-of-hobgobblers 😂bold of you to assume I'm any better! It's perfectly ok, I'm just happy to have a friend 😄
apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks
Bruh why'd you call me out like this 😭 but foreal, I love that
can u tell siblings being insecure when the balance of power is skewed heavily towards their other sibling is my absolute favorite type of emotional angst. can u tell that the hc of tommy shepherd sometimes feeling like he only exists bc billy wanted a twin haunts me to this day. or do u guys think im normal.
That's beautifully written, and makes so much more sense now! I agree with them so much more now 🤣
Batfam As Greek Gods/Goddesses
Kate Kane - Eros
Bruce Wayne - Erebus
Barbara Gordon - Athena
Dick Grayson - Themis
Cass Cain - Persephone
Jason Todd- Thatanos
Stephanie Brown - Psyche
Tim Drake - Atlas
Harper Row - Hephaestus
Duke Thomas - Elpis
Cullen Row - Hebe
Damian Wayne - Ares
@screwlowes hope you like this
Aughgjsjsjk I love it @queen-of-hobgobblers 😭 I don't know enough of most of them to truly see how accurate it is, unfortunately, but from what I can tell, it's really cool 😎😁
Batfam As Greek Gods/Goddesses
Kate Kane - Eros
Bruce Wayne - Erebus
Barbara Gordon - Athena
Dick Grayson - Themis
Cass Cain - Persephone
Jason Todd- Thatanos
Stephanie Brown - Psyche
Tim Drake - Atlas
Harper Row - Hephaestus
Duke Thomas - Elpis
Cullen Row - Hebe
Damian Wayne - Ares
@screwlowes hope you like this
please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left
Last Song- The Horse and the Infant -Jorge Rivera-Herrans, cast of Epic the musical
Favorite color- usually earth tones, specifically green and pink tho.
Currently watching - Gravity Falls as well, 😂 I swear that wasn't planned, and also on my 5th( I think) rewatch of Leverage.
Last movie - I think Journey to Atlantis? I'm pretty sure that's what it's called.
Sweet/spicy/savory - typically savory, though sweet wins out quite often
Relationship status- single, pretty ok with it, but dear lords above let Aphrodite send me a girlfriend 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Current obsessions- Epic the musical, marvel comics, and Leverage, although those last two are kinda always on my mind 😂
Last thing you googled?- Does Billy Maximoff have blue eyes? (Spoiler alert; he does)
@deadandgaysetanta @redkarmakai
I don't have a lot of mutuals on here :(
nine people i want to get to know better
tagged by @nix-nihili
LAST SONG? - After Midnight by Chappell Roan
FAVORITE COLOUR? - Any and all shades of blue
CURRENTLY WATCHING? - Gravity Falls
LAST MOVIE? - Kabhi Kushi Khabhie Gham..
SWEET/SPICY/SAVOURY? - Sweet :p
RELATIONSHIP STATUS? - Single
CURRENT OBSESSIONS? - Chappell Roan and Dead Boy Detectives
LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? - How to cite digital photos in APA format
tagging @minty-cheese @screwlowes @tmblrofshame @ingridmatthews @purgatory606 @unidentifiedlyingobject @edwinspaynes @many-gay-magpies @babyseraphim
oh your pronouns are he/they?
well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”
making your pronouns technically 1/ty
I've gotten to a point where I know my two best friends like me, it'd be like impossible to not know that at this point with all they've stuck with me through. but now I have this fun new insecurity called "I don't deserve them liking me"
This will be so helpful 😁😁😁😁
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
I have so much respect for Ryan R Reynolds for playing the long game. For YEARS he pitched scripts, dropped references, made phone calls, begged, PLEADED with studios to make his gay ass ship sail, despite one of the characters being played by an actor who LITERALLY RETIRED. And yet he never gave up. He kept going for so long that he eventually PULLED THAT ACTOR OUT OF RETIREMENT to do it. They slipped past censors with an r rating and LOADS of subtext to create what is possibly the gayest superhero movie of all time. And Ryan finally got to live out his homoerotic dreams to see his deadpoolxwolverine5everrrr ship become as close to canon as physically possible AND also flirt with Hugh Jackman for an entire project. It’s the most inspiring story of 2024. Never give up on ur dreams <3 especially if they’re gay as hell
🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️
i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.
Actually, Logan was made to peel apples for Laura and help her reach for Remy’s cookies, strike embarrassing poses when Kitty needs a model for her art class, chase after Bobby when the little asshole steals his motorcycle, hold Daken’s hand when they cross the street even though he’s 21 and his claws pierce through him, and play video games with Jubilee with his grandpa glasses. He’s made to be a dad. And kill people. Hope this helps!
This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.
This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.
Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet
Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet
butch wolverine, anyone?
Reblog if you think trans women:
A. Are women
B. Can be lesbians
❤️
Imagine having an oc group that's based off of ace card terminology like this
Me listening to my friends vent about their relationship drama:
a poli for you