I Love Cracking My Bones. I'm Like A Fidget Toy But More Emotionally Complex

oooo peenie brot me souuup

You're dressed as you are now and assume they are fully dressed. You may wear a mask if you'd like but they are not. You can't pull away. This hug takes place in the location you are now.

Money is in Canadian dollars sorry..

aw why not i'll at least try to start it BUT only if this gets 4000 notes actually

If this post gets 2000 notes I'll read actually read Homestuck. No spamming

yeah baby i'd smack your ass but only one aspect of your psyche's

i was watching this episode w my younger sibling and we both laughed so hard we almost cried the entire fucking time ify's feet were magnified

thats fucking peak comedy to me

amazing

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

i lied i'd like to add pregnant man seymoure to the list actually

happy birthday to me and bethany rage and no one else

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

Now consider: a man in a dress. Not in drag or all dressed up or anything. No accessories, no makeup or styling, just wearing the dress, some ratty boxers and muddy sneakers. No socks or stockings, hairy legs in the open air, just raw dogging those nasty shoes. Hair mildly damp. Visibly sleep-deprived. Bruises on shoulders, elbows and knees, left palm bleeding. Sitting on a curb on the street, shivering, looking wretched, and absolutely miserable.

I forgot where I was going with this.