Conflicting Lives- Incorrect Quotes 2

Conflicting Lives- Incorrect Quotes 2

Have some more silly little things lol. from the same website as the last one, here

Lunar: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. Sam: I sleep with a knife. Ella: Both of you are pathetic. Lunar: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Ella: Scythe.

Etho: You really believe in Joel? Lizzie: Mmm… Luckily, he believes in himself enough for the both of us.

Ella, turning to Scythe: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

Tango: Jimmy, you’re in charge! Scott: Jimmy, can we start a fire?

Scott: Tango isn’t answering my messages. Jimmy: Allow me. Scott: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- Tango: *replying to message* Hello.

Mumbo: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look? Scar: Like its slips on and off really easily. Mumbo: Scar: No, I didn't mean it like that- Grain: We know what you meant.

Cleo: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? Pearl: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Gem, deer!" Cleo: ...And what did Gem do? Pearl: …They said "Yes, Honey?"

Ella: Come on, Lunar. Nobody actually believes that Scythe is in love with me. Lunar, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Scythe is helplessly in love with Ella. *Everyone raises their hand* Ella: Scythe, put your hand down.

Pearl: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Joel will and will not eat. Sam: Grass? Yes! Pearl: Moss? Yes!! Sam: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Pearl: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Sam: Worms? Sometimes! Pearl: Rocks? Usually nah. Sam: Twigs? Usually! Pearl: Scar's cooking? Inconclusive! Jimmy: How did you… test this? Pearl: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Jimmy: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Scar: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Scar: Show me Pennsylvania. Scythe: I don’t know Canadian geography.

Cleo: I have a question. Scythe: Shoot. Cleo: Is the S or C in scent silent? Gem: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day. Scythe: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent. Cleo: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way. Gem: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent. Joel: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound. Gem: Joel is not allowed to talk anymore.

Scythe: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Ella: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Scythe: I said within reason, Ella. How about I murder that guy? Ella: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Scythe: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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11 months ago

will people hear me out on Jimmy/Tango/Skizz...

Tango is hard at work figuring out his redstone, forgetting to eat lunch or dinner in the process, and can only be pulled away by his two dumbass boyfriends physically carrying him away.

Jimmy gets aches in his wings often but luckily he's got Skizz, the master of taking care of others, and Tango, the walking heat pack, to look after him. Tango massages the wings to give him warmth while Skizz cleans and preens them for him.

They're all obsessed with PDA so you can often find them draped over each other, carrying one another, or making out in an alleyway. A small group of other Lifers made a bingo game of the different activities they find them doing in public. Joel always wins, much to his distress.

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Sometimes Skizz gets a little down about something or other and it's up to the other two to help him. Jimmy and Tango, both awful with emotions, mostly just try to make him laugh. It always works.

They don't cuddle in any particular position, they just all flop onto a bed and entangle every limb imaginable until they're effectively a big ball of yarn.

Jimmy likes picking up Tango and flying him around. Skizz likes picking up Jimmy, who is holding Tango, and flying them both around.

if you have any more headcanons for them please do tell me. they are my dumbasses

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Conflicting Lives Tags List and Directory

Why hello there! This is a post of all tags to use for my Hermitcraft/Life Series Hero and Villain AU, Conflicting Lives! This is an extension of the materpost and more information is found there!

TAG LIST

#conflictinglives - Anything and everything to do with Conflicting Lives! This tag will be side-by-side with all of the below tags. #cl chapters - Chapters of Conflicting Lives! This tag will be under all chapters of Conflicting Lives to make them that much easier to find! #cl info - World Building and extra little tidbits of information about Conflicting Lives! Information from silly little fun facts to explanations of species relationships will be here! #cl characters - Anything to do with the characters of Conflicting Lives! This can range from reference sheets to random art I've made! #cl art - All official art from Conflicting Lives! This includes character reference art, scene art, and anything other art pieces I've made! #cl ask - All things asks about Conflicting Lives! This tag will be under all asks regarding Conflicting Lives!

Something to note, not all of these tags are exactly existent yet. This is partially because I don't really have anything to use for some of them, like the asks one at the time of posting this.


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2 months ago

Ghost Acolytes AU

guys hear me out

Ghosts Subspace and Vine Staff! What will they do?

Ghost Acolytes AU
Ghost Acolytes AU

More Below! :D

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Ghost Acolytes AU

It doesn’t… quite work.

Ghost Acolytes AU

So now he has two ghosts he doesn’t know what to do with and can’t very well get rid of.

He handles it well. (just fucking lies to them)

Ghost Acolytes AU
Ghost Acolytes AU

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More art:

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I have yet another update from this post! I recently upgraded to Clip Studio Paint EX so I could animate on my computer instead of my phone, so I've taken the re-vitalized motivation for this project and started it once more, giving a more finished product even though it is very much not finished. I'm planning to change the way that main middle part looks, thats why it is still blank compared to the old versions! Enjoy! I will also be streaming the continuation of this animation over on my twitch channel here soon!


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3 months ago

Ngl i forget i have tumblr sometimes even tho i doomscroll through my feed alot-

ANYWAYS i made another silly little animation that posted yesterday (oops)


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1 year ago

Conflicting Lives- Character Designs 6/?

Characters introduced in Chapter 6!

Note: all character designs are made with Gacha Club due to a lack in my own artistic abilities at the current time. Please feel free to interpret my designs in your own style! Yes I know these two were technically in the last character designs as extras but this time they were actually introduced so I'm still putting them here.

Hermitons

Conflicting Lives- Character Designs 6/?

Survans

Conflicting Lives- Character Designs 6/?

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3 months ago

I'm doing a thing again..- (gods please save me- /j)

I'm Doing A Thing Again..- (gods Please Save Me- /j)

(tis but a sketch, he will look better when I'm done with what i doing)


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Hello! I'm Scythe or Joel and I use he/they pronouns. I am a mcyt-centered artist and I do a lot of Hermitcraft and Life Series fanart! My asks are always open and I am (almost) always willing to chat!Commission Status: OPEN (0/5 slots taken)Email: scythe.gameing@gmail.comYouTube: YouTube.com/@ScytheGameingTwitch: twitch.tv/scythe_gameingCommissions: https://ko-fi.com/scythegameing/commissions

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