searatsandnoodles

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YOU! You get it!

"which do u prefer, pecs or boobs?" wtf, wtf, hello???? what are you saying to me rn?? are you serious? tits are tits. love is love. etc. don't speak to me.

Femboy hooters, tomboy outback, ara Arby's, goth ihop and my idea as far as I know bara Buffalo wild wing

Pretty people really said imma Flex on all you hoes

How about we just replace The police with Gaslighting edoys. It really could work

*Pulls Comedically large spoon Out of nowhere To drink all of the soup*: Time to sippy sippy

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Hello LGBTQ+ community

Same

Merry Christmas and happy holidays you filthy animals

I think she would Have the same gravity as she was on the moon Like if she jumps She comes down slower

Handstands

Words can really fuck someone up. Just because you're angry that doesn't mean you have a right to take out pointless anger on a person in a situation that could have been solved much easier if you hadn't overreacted.

“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”

heeey, could anybody out there in the hetalia fandom reblog this?

i wanna know how active the fandom is and if it would be a fruitless endeavor to even attempt an ask blog.

Remember kids, all clothing is unisex if you're not a little bitch about it.:)

Sir, I'm sorry for interrupting the lecture but can you go over the correct amount of puffiness on a Witch skirt again?

@pmseymourva

Remember when harvesting pumpkins to extract the spice sack from their core for your lattes

One time I went to visit my family in Mississippi, I went to church with my cousin and Grandma. We were learning a story about twins and one kid said it's more rare for a boy and a girl to be twins rather than a boy and a boy and a girl and a girl and I said "well one of them could always be transgender." and before that I mentioned the evolution Theory. I forgot I was in a Christian Church. so long story short I can never visit my family for more than 6 days because I cannot handle going back to that church, my anxiety levels would rise to a critical level.

You ever just read a fanfiction and start crying because it's a slow burn and they finally started to cuddle? because I feel like I'm the only one. granted I am the only person in my entire school who reads fanfiction.

THE SIMP QUEEN HAS ARRIVED.

“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

“No, not a chance.”

You know crona has been going on to long when in doing my school work for entertainment. 😐

A SUFIN FANFICTION WERE SWEDEN HAS TOURETTE'S people think he's annoying and scary but he's really nice and actually wants to be social but can't because people avoid him but one day in science he gets partnered with Finland who's popular and everybody loves him.

I-l...please

What happens when I pull the red book ?!

@ briesoldo

Oof size large.

For me its not having the gay cousin here

It is currently 7:17 a.m I don't wake up early I just stayed up all night now I'm eating dry Captain Crunch and watching PewDiePie's Minecraft series

Lesbians :*vibeing*

Gays:*vibeing*

NBs:*vibeing*

Rest of the lgbtq +:*vibeing*

Pedophiles: *mouth breathing* I'm tired of being oppr-

Lesbians: 🤮

Gays: OH HELL NO

NBs:No☠

The rest of the lebtq+: LEAVE BICTH

Me a gen z: ahah

How the double hockey fuck am I supposed Escape that?