The Very Next Day Shigaraki Gathered The Rest Of The League Together To Bemoan The Sudden Departure Of

Imagine Tomura and Dabi swap bodies and the whole time Dabi is like “Why is everything so hard to do? I just decayed my fucking phone.” while Tomura is like “This body is in constant pain and I can’t even cry about it.” and then once they get switched back they both have a silent respect for each other.

First time meeting the League like—

*Shigaraki, scratching*

Dabi: Out of the pure kindness of my heart, I won’t hesitate to drown you in bleach if you have fleas.

*stops scratching*

*starts scratching again*

Shigaraki: Allmight is the sinner for everything

i cant remember if ive done this before but ....

Shigaraki Tomura Headcanons!

bc hes my wife <3

autistic!!! bro is bad at masking and relies heavily on his scripts for conversations

that being said he also has a huge vocabulary bc he got a good education from AFO

these make it a bit insufferable to talk to sometimes

genderfucked and probably agender, but he will not label it further than that bc he doesn't care!!!!!

he/it, and is ok with they, pronouns bc it is a creature and it knows it

surprisingly cuddly? but just likes to be touching you at all times

protective of his people

wears those stupid gamer shirts

will make fun of you or insult you if he likes you (both romantic and platonic)

a tumblr user!!! doesn't post tho, its blog probably looks like a bot lowkey

deathcore and hardcore enjoyer, also possibly into folkpunk

demiromantic and gay, sorry ladies.

has an interest in medicine! he hates the doc bc of everything, but developed a fascination with medicine through him. maybe if not a hero, he would have been a doctor or paramedic if things had been different.

this has also caused it to have severe medical anxiety. knowing where every organ in your body is is not always a good thing.

likes sanrio and hatsune miku and has posters of them in his room

generally likes cutesy things!!

his scar caused a gap in his lip so you can see his teeth with his mouth closed

picks at/pulls out his eyelashes and chews his nails in addition to his scratching

scent hater. unscented soap, deodorant, laundry detergent, etc. it bothers its nose and its skin

hates slang it isnt familiar with and gets upset abt incorrect grammar (see the above abt vocabulary) but loves starting sentences with "chat". he will only use other slang in at the same time as "chat" because he thinks its funny.

has alexythmia and an rbf. your guess is a good as his as to what the hell hes feeling

suffers/suffered from an eating disorder

bad intrusive thoughts :(((

vapes + smoke pot, but isnt really one for alcohol

fucking!!!!! claw clip user!!!!!

Shigaraki: You don’t want Dabi to die.

Shigaraki: And I don’t want to Dabi to die.

Shoto: Right.

Shigaraki: We should form an alliance.

Shoto: Agreed.

Shigaraki: Now, we just have to make sure that Dabi doesn’t want Dabi to die.

Shoto: So I see a few problems with the plan. Starting with number one: Touya.

Sometimes I feel bad for Kurogiri and the stuff he needs to put up with.

✨️ Goofy aa Leauge of Villains ✨️

Toga got bored and wanted to learn simple card tricks. Mr Compress is doing his best ✨

Twice: Man, she asked for a simple trick!

Also Twice: Hush, he's really trying, don't judge him!

Things that make Shigaraki happy:

-Games.

-You.

-Puppies.

-World domination.

-You again.

-Pouring Monster Energy down your tits so he can drink from them.