I Have So Much Love For Him 🌹

necklace carpet sharks are SO silly and beautiful and it is of upmost importance that you all look at them

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

I'm never finishing this btw

love this shirt so much i had to doodle it

Hi! My age is a gubernamental secret but I'm over 20 :)

Here's my bluesky!

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.