Latest Posts by sharptooths - Page 4

my friend as i walk into their house: make yourself at home!!

me: thanks! *chromecasts naruto onto their tv*

so we can post hole now

somewhere right now there is a gay person reading naruto

will never forgive the naruto people for acting like Karin was this annoyingly horrible shonen girl when she’s perfect

magical girl transformation but when the smoke clears im the same but with a naruto shirt

CRYING

hinata and sakura think that the grindr notif sound is just from a random game both their husbands play

i wanna see kabuto’s sns ninja info card

what if YOU wanted to go to HEAVEN but GOD said "remember when you defended itachi uchiha on the internet?"

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

itachi's logic of wanting to meet justice by an uchiha's hands and thats why he did all those things to sasuke so he would kill him is so stupid... dude you're an uchiha too should i make the math for you or

shikamaru when temari killed someone for him

kabuto being a plot device to explain the ninja world accidentally makes him look like just a neurodivergent guy who's special interest is the world he lives in. a special interest which he regularly info dumps to the main characters about.

I am once again asking for soul eater to get the brotherhood treatment

Naruto: Gaara of the Sand, do you support gay rights?

Gaara: I am gay.

Lee: He's dodging the question!

imagine you’re at a convention and you’re reaching for a sasunaru doujinshi and someone else reaches for it at the same time and you look up and it’s megan thee stallion

Remember when Shikamaru called himself god? Cause I do

umm, canon

when kimimaro took his whole spine out. deranged.

oh your new man’s 6’2? he has abs and six rolexes? thats great babe but does he have a naruto blog? like does he understand love?

i lied. i don’t actually like sex. put your clothes back on, i’m going to give you a full-on breakdown of the entire plot of fullmetal alchemist