I Laughed Really Hard When I Read This.

I laughed really hard when I read this.

Sayonara ~

Shakes x Skarra

Shakes X Skarra

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Okay look we all know very damn well that thesse two are gonna need some help on the relationship im talking like profesional help.

There is some point in Couple's Counselling where their theraphist snaps and just goes 'Look Skarra i can either help you get over Shakes or get with him, not both!' Or 'You either stop pretending you don't care about this or start caring!'

İt gets easier after that.

Verg big on PDA once they go public (which -let's face it- won't take long) arm across shoulders, hand in the other's back pocket, kiss on the cheek, hip bumps, hand holding, etc. etc.

Extending on that both teams have stopped letting their respective players sit on the front row whenever they come to eachother's matches since Skarra and Sahakes' new favourite goal celebration is tugging the other down and smooching.

Vince visibly gagged the first time they did it, Coach called Shakes' mom.

The dogs warm up to Shakes surprisingly quickly Skarra suspects he let them have chesse or something.

Whenever they argue both dogs take Shakes' side just to piss him off.

After their first Big argument Shakes left the house to try and give both of them some space but they both have major seperation anxiety do he came back 20 mins. later to a...quite distraught Skarra.

They made it a rule that no matter how mad they are instead of leaving they'll stick by eachother and when it's time to actually talk it through they'll be cıvıl about it.

Dee's reaction to them dating was looking Skarra dead in the eyes and saying 'you don't deserve him' that dosen't mean she likes him though, she tolarates him at best.

Spenza looked Skarra dead in the eyes and said 'i'm onto you buddy', he never stopped looking for proof of some evil plan and who can blame him really.

Shakes is just as childish and Skarra's just as insuffrable.

Slowly both pairs get more used to eachother but they don't show it.

Spenza is real good with kids though and Dee appriciates a good mystery story. Begrudging Spenza Dee friendship anyone?

They like to bring eachother flowers because that's what normal couples do, right?

Both praise themselves on being the only one (?) able to understand the other, they also love showing off their partner

Skarra is a legs guy, he also appriciates a nice pair of lips, Shakes is more into the shoulders he can lean on and the ass he can slap.

The teams FREAKED when they found out Supa Strikas were all like 'Ha-Ha nice one Shakes/say sike rn/ c'mon dude tell me ur smarter than that!' Klaus thought it was the ultuimate enemies to lovers story.

İ.U was more of a 'HAH you owe me thirty bucks assmunch/Saw that one coming/well this ought to be interesting'.

Nicknames are:. Bro + every insult ever with like a honey thrown in during a tender moment.

NSFW:

Okay so y'all are gonna come at me for this but thesse guys bone like conservative 70 year olds, despite both having play boy type personalitys they never quite got it up.

Both are all talk and a wobbly walk basically.

They think having the lights off is kinky, Skarra has a thing for hair pulling he tried once and they had to stop just so he could pull his fingers out of that bird nest. Shakes is madly into hickies both giving and receiving.

First time happened after the first argument prolly not a good mindset to roll in the hay with but i think we should accept the fact that they'll never have a perfectly non-toxic relationship.

Biggest turn offs are: oral since they like to run their mouths and bondage because *vauge gesture*.

Skarra has red LED lights in his bedroom Shakes refuses to woo-hoo while they're on.

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2 years ago

Happy Chherchera Everyone!!

Sayonara ~


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2 years ago

Hi guys! How r u all? Hope fine! Today is Surya Grahan, a day on which the sun is going to turn black. I wish you all understand what I mean. It will from 2:00p.m to 6:00p.m and we r not allowed to go outside during this period of time. We can even get cursed mamma says. Well, thats all. Sayonara ~


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2 years ago
This Is What I Did On Holi.

This is what I did on Holi.

Sayonara ~


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2 years ago

Hello. I don't know why my parents are acting so weird, specialy mom. They don't act like this. They are looking like more caring than ever. Why? I don't know. But it all started when I said that I don't need my phone anymore. Keep it with u forever. But this is really funny to see them like this, always worried about things they shouldn't. Hahahahaha, Sayonara ~


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2 years ago

A Nice Lie

"My story? Well, my mother always said to not swim near the shores, and I never listened to her. So then, one day, I got trapped inside a fishing net. It was my love's. When he pulled me out, he was surprised, and same was with me. He was the first human I had ever seen. He got me out of the net, then carried me. He was warm though, welp, then he left me me in the water. We talked and talked, and slowly I started to love him in a whole different way. It was like - it was like something was going on between us, and then I fell in love with him. Whenever he sailed off in his ship, I would wave at him, and sometimes I saw his friends, but they never saw me, nor my love told them anything about me. Yeah, he would always see me with that wooden thing of his (he means telescope), he told me he could see far away from it. But then, he also fell in love with me. We became lovers of eachother. But, one day we had to break ties, since I knew at one side that the human world was cruel, not everyone there was good. My sister called me, and I had to go. But before going, he gave me one of his earing, as a memory of him, and after that, I swam away. I never met him after that. Never. It has been just eight days, but it hurts a lot to me. Alot.." ended the sad merman with his sad story.

Again, a silence spread in the environment. The queen got up, going near the shelf of books near the bed. She pushes one of the books, revealing a secret door behind.

"Follow me." ordered the queen, before going inside the door.

The merman follows her inside the door. It revealed a small-lab type place, where numerous portions and herbs weer available. The queen mermaid swam near a particular portion, which was of cyan and colour, before turning.

"This is a special portion, which can turn merperson into human, and human into merperson. I made it just few days ago. I had made this the first time when I met the king, and it still does works. The work I was talking about was you to go to the human world, on the shores, and find that king. Tell him that I am still here, underwater, waiting. During that, you can meet your lover too." finished the queen. Shakes thought, then answered, "I will do this. When should we start?" "I will give you some information, since I know more than you. You will go tomorrow. Is that okay with you?" "Yes, queen. " came the response from the merman, who had now hopes to meet his lover again.

Then he left after a few hours with his mother. When they reached, she asked him what the queen said, but he didn't tell everything. He just told her that the queen was giving him a mission to start from tomorrow. And they took some tests. He said that he had to go to the neighbouring kingdoms to get some information. Yeah, a nice lie.

1 year ago

Not gonna lie, it is getting too hard for me to draw Dancing Rasta's face.

Not Gonna Lie, It Is Getting Too Hard For Me To Draw Dancing Rasta's Face.

It's still incomplete.

Sayonara ~


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2 years ago

Hey guys! How r u all? Hope fine! Listen, I know that I am not updating for a long time, but it's just that my new session is going to start now sooo, I have to do some early studies before my new class starts. Sorry, but I want to do the best I can for myself, and my family. So if I still don't update after this, then please forgive me. I will try my best to update. That's all I wanted to tell you all. Sayonara ~


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