Me: So I Like Someone—

My friend: I'm breaking up with you

Me: we were in a relationship?

My friend: you like him?

Me: who? Him? Wtf no

My friend: then why are you so close to him?

Me: *getting confused* cause we're friends

My friends: *scoffs* yeah right

*Next day*

Me: hey can you—

Him: *trying to avoid*

Me: aight :)

Me: *just chilling watching kdrama*

Kdrama: time for the kiss scene

Me: ew

My mom from behind me: you're so dead *while holding a knife*

Me: welp time to rest

Homework that's due tomorrow: not so fast you little piece of shit

Me: *smiling through the pain* :)

Exam week:

Me: ...

Exam week: ...

Me: can I rest—

Exam week: hush, my child. You shall study again.

Me: nNoOoo

Corona: welp, time for you to isolate yourselves

School: students may have a holiday

Students: yeah! No school

School: just a minute, *brings a bunch of papers* here's your homework for the holiday.

Students: ....

People be like: oh hey, let's have a talk

Me being an introvert: *go away, fuck off, go* hEy