TOMMYINNIT MINECRAFT IS IN WHITEPINE WTF I KNOW HIM

Listen, I love a guttural scream in a field as much as the next person, but I think uninterrupted sleep for anything longer than a week would fundamentally alter my brain chemistry

Your mtg tip today felt like a good reminder amidst the awfulness, thank you. 💖

Magic the Gathering tip: I want to tell a quick story.

Last week I had a really bad day. I was stressed to hell, I had a pile of work to do. I was miserable. I kept wondering what the fuck I’d do if this day came. And then a card got spoiled.

Smile at death. Laugh at fate. Endure. There are people who love you. Keep moving.

hte real april foule… was you.

Organized a dinner party recently. It was lovely. I hosted spectacularly. The guests hatred of me and everything I stood for was rivaled only by my hatred of them and everything they stood for.

Not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Jesus fuck ing christ. I think I hauve covid.

HOLY SHIT IS THIS APRIL FOOLS OR IS THIS REAL

REDDIT ARE YOU /SRS OR /S

I NEED TO KNOW

So excited to watch this once I have any time!Also, c!Siffrin/Siffrin/Mint moment? Idk I should ask lmao

P.S. @enlighten3d I have a video rec for you— if you haven’t already, check out Time Loop Nihilism by Jacob Geller, it’s cool and relevant.

"this is no longer a task that takes me hours, i can just- come back over and over and over and- there is literally nothing stopping me at this point"

woah hello there time looper mentality. wato1876 are you doing okay

Lmao just finished the tags and realized Sunfall

sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the thoat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"

and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!

So this is what greatness feels like. The masses adore me. I am like a god, adored by millions. My influence is unlimited. From the stars to the sea all shall hear my voice. Moots may look under the cut for timeless wisdom and ageless insight. All others must simply bask in my presence

(I censored all of your urls because I didn’t want to dox you and I don’t know Tumblr etiquette please don’t make fun of me)

I recently learned that m and n dashes are in fact separate things with important distinctions. I had been using n dashes in place of m dashes in my work for years, and no one mentioned it. Needless to say, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

using emdashes and a semi colon in the same line. this sentence will end when i do