Do You Get To The Cloud District Very Often? Oh What Am I Saying, Of Course You Don't.

I don’t know why I made this. The idea appeared in my brain and I think I must have blacked out because about 2 hours later this was sitting on my desk

Would you step on him for $1000 ?

Hot take:

Todd Howard had no right to make all the hot breedable men non-marriable.

C'mon dude I just wanna kiss the crazy ginger

(Also hear me out on the Oblivion men)

Sometimes I'll be laughing until I'm struck by the fact that Karlach isn't my loving wife waiting for me at home and then shit isn't so funny anymore.

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Reaver after he tricks you into sacrificing your youth

Back at AC2 THIS FUCKER WILL NOT STOP JUMPING OFF ANYTHING HIGH ENOUGH TO TAKE SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND

fuck you! (desaturates your martin)

My Xbox trying not to explode while I download yet another follower mod for Skyrim:

Hi I'm todd Howard and I need your help. We at bethesda would like yo port Skyrim to reality and if you gave us 5$ we could make this come true. DM me at thoward@bethsoft.com or give me a call at 301-354-4254 for discussion

Omg another Skyrim port!! Count me in, my money is yours. 🧎🏼

Thank you so much you're my savior

Someone please write a fanfic of Martin in his Sanguine days. I know the game is 16 fuckin years old but it has me by the throat and won't let go