"neurodivergent People Are Bad At Picking Up Social Cues" Statistically Untrue Every Day I Pick Up On

I need to be successful so I can behave the way I want and be considered eccentric instead of insane

im eating the gemstones in the museum gift shop i like the taste

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

“Guinea pig getting cozy enjoying the back scratcher.”

(via)

trope where a character's eyes glow while they're using their powers

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex

white girls hunting me in packs

shirt that says I ♡ Leftist Infighting About Children's Cartoons