STOP MAKING MY LIL AWKWARD NERDY BOYS BE CONFIDENT AND SO SURE OF THEMSELVES!!! I LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE NERDY NOT BECAUSE YOU FANFIC WRITERS MAKE THEM EGO MANIC ASSHOLES
maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird
Switching between these every day
pulling up a pdf version of the very hungry caterpillar for my fanfiction like it's an ancient scholarly tome
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sirius black x gn! reader
lighthearted fluff/kinda crack they flirt a tiny bit
a/n this is my second work, dont be mean or i'll cry
1k words
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It was a mess, you were a mess and this whole moving thing now seemed like one of the worst decisions of your life. Carrying boxes up and down the seemingly endless stairs was one thing, but having to unpack these boxes was another.
By the time you got up to your floor again, your legs were trembling and you cursed yourself for not taking up the position of a cardio buddy for your dear friend Pandora, but alas, living here will probably be a great substitute for that. Walking up to your door for hopefully the last time today, you searched your pockets for the keys, finding them in the back pocket. As you were about to unlock your door, the keys fell to the floor and your whole body shook, the air almost leaving your lungs.
The reason? The door next to yours just swung wide open, spitting out what is presumably your, or rather, one of your new neighbors. This sudden stunt was accompanied by yells coming from inside the apartment, “Well go and get it back! I don't wanna see you returning without it! You know how much it means to me!”
“Listen, I really didn’t mean to leave it there!” The door was slammed shut, leaving little room for the argument to continue. “I said I was sorry!” The man said, leaning against the door with a sigh of defeat.
“You sure know how to make a first impression, I’ll give you that." You said, crouching down to retreat your keys. He blinked twice and his brows furrowed in confusion. “I'm your new neighbor, if that wasn't clear.” You added as you stood up and finally got a good look at the man in front of you. “Oh, hi! I swear, this isn’t a regular thing,, Just, left my friend’s book at someone else’s place, bastard doesn’t even consider i could buy him a new one if i were to lose it, even though i didnt!” The man said, accompanied by an awkward chuckle as he ran a hand through his wavy black hair. His whole arm was covered in tattoos and you’re sure that from the looks of his ripped jeans, his legs were a similar canvas.
“You know, i think i would probably have the same reaction, you don’t go around losing your friend’s books after they trust you enough to borrow such.” The smile on your face was evident by the tone of your voice when you turned back to finally, unlock the doors to your new apartment. “Okay, yeah, but I didn't even lose it! I know where it is and I can just get him a new one if that one were to magically disappear!”
The door clicked open and your whole body relaxed as it was finally one step closer to sleep. “My books are like my children, what reaction would you expect if you just lost your friend’s newborn?” You stepped into your apartment, setting the things down on the counter and taking a moment to breathe. “Okay, i, for one, find that as a bizarre comparison.” Your neighbour said between stifled chuckles. “It’s not that far off though, is it?” You said, walking back and leaning on your doorframe. “Um, I'm Sirius, Sirius Black, by the way..” Sirius said as he held out his hand, taking his hand in yours, you murmured your name and dropped his hand, almost missing the warmth of it the second you let it go.
“Damn, who did I just shake hands with? Death?” Sirius said, recoiling his hand as if he just touched a burning stove. You raised your eyebrows with the hint of a smile on your face, “My hands aren’t that cold, you’re just hot.” The second those words left your mouth you regretted it, the grin on his face was immediate. “Before you say anything, NO i did NOT mean it like that.”
The urge to slam this door in his face was steadily growing stronger as it seemed he was only grinning wider now. Damn you for trying to make friendly conversation with one of your (hopefully) long term neighbours. “You think so?” Sirius said as he put his hands in his pockets, trying not to seem nervous. Fuck, why was he nervous?
“Don't you, I don't know, have some book retrieving to get to?”
You said as a last ditch effort to get him not to focus on the horrible blunder which left your mouth earlier, already sure that they would definitely haunt you in your dreams later.
“Shit, you’re right.” The smirk was wiped off his face, but the giddiness in his eyes stayed persistent as ever. He quickly faced the direction of the stairs and began speed walking to them, halting mid step. He slowly turned around and you wished you had already shut the door, bracing yourself for whatever he had planned next.
He turned around to speak, “And just so you know, I do think you might be hot aswell, just maybe not in the,, literal sense.” The comment rolled off his tongue naturally, but it was missing the lighthearted tone he carried throughout your short conversation.
You could feel your cheeks heating up, and by the expression on his face, he definitely saw. You shut your door quickly and slowly slid down the door to sit down, in need of something to ground you. “This is it, this is where I die, and a black hole swallows me whole, and I never have to face anyone ever again.”
There were many things infront of you, unpacking, getting used to the place (so you don't accidentally hit your hips against every corner and counter you can stumble upon), but this, this was the death of you. A charming, beautiful neighbor who you will no doubt encounter again, nope, this is it.
By some force of a divine being, you found the strength in your legs to get up and rummage through one of the cardboard boxes labeled clothing to retrieve your pajamas. Hoping to fall into a quick and merciful sleep which will NOT remind you of your encounter with Sirius Black.
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