Despite Staff's Recent Changes, We're... Winning??????

One of my best ideas yet, reading and 120,000 word fanfiction instead of write a 3 page essay due at midnight

alex hirsch truly is like. the guy ever. he created one of if not the most renowned and successful disney tva shows. he clowns on said network. he won his high school’s bird calling contest. he hates trump and is always advocating for people to vote. also prank calls republican/maga hotlines and was on the washington post for such. he voices half the cast of his own show and does a deranged mickey mouse voice he uses for like two separate shows. he owns a giant taxidermy buffalo. he and his sister were on an international improv team in high school. disney censored practically all queer themes in his show and now he has a nyt best seller (and created the website plus recent interviews ect ect) that imply there was something going on between that fuck ass triangle and ford. a straight man creating good old man yaoi. creates the craziest rabbit holes to send the fandom down probably primarily fueled by adhd and coffee. he probably has his flannel sewn to his body atp and has thousands of sticky hands on the wall in his house. i could go on but he’s just truly such a interesting guy

i think if i were in the aphverse id be in love w aphmau too

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Day 5: Sun and Moon

The Children of Lord Hayden were like night and day

Day 6: Devotion

On his knees for her

(I’m gonna add on to this eventually but not anytime soon

Pirate Cadenza Au

So I love the idea of Cadena being a pirate queen especially post-time skip so imagine,

After being turned into a chicken the first time (still a red chicken), Castor quickly gets it fixed. Cadenza enjoys freedom so much that she asks Castor if he would be willing to dye one of his chickens red so that she could spend some time outside of the village. Castor agrees to dye a chicken and give her a communication pendant if anything goes wrong, and she is on her way.

While Cadenza is living her best life having found a small band of pirates and quickly becoming captain.

Laurence comes looking for Cadenza and is told that Cadenza was turned into a chicken and he hasn't been able to change her back. Laurance goes back every few days to check on chicken Cadenza and eventually befriends Castor. One night, the two get drunk and Castor spills the beans. Now that Lauarnce knows Castor gives him the Communication pendant as proof as well as for general safety.

Woof woof. Bark bark. Woof woof woof

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And Galladay but Daaron ig

Gerard wearing red made it all over for them, now they all needed to be color coded /j

Ok but I actually didn't think to make them follow the among us sprite's colours, it was after that I realised that I could match them with the sprites lol