My First Favorite Hobby Is Yapping. Second Is Being Extremely Quiet And Not Talking Ever At All Ever.

alex hirsch truly is like. the guy ever. he created one of if not the most renowned and successful disney tva shows. he clowns on said network. he won his high school’s bird calling contest. he hates trump and is always advocating for people to vote. also prank calls republican/maga hotlines and was on the washington post for such. he voices half the cast of his own show and does a deranged mickey mouse voice he uses for like two separate shows. he owns a giant taxidermy buffalo. he and his sister were on an international improv team in high school. disney censored practically all queer themes in his show and now he has a nyt best seller (and created the website plus recent interviews ect ect) that imply there was something going on between that fuck ass triangle and ford. a straight man creating good old man yaoi. creates the craziest rabbit holes to send the fandom down probably primarily fueled by adhd and coffee. he probably has his flannel sewn to his body atp and has thousands of sticky hands on the wall in his house. i could go on but he’s just truly such a interesting guy

I’m 💀

I wanna take this and run with it

wicked thoughts brewing tbh i'm sorry for what's about to happen.

anyway i'm deciding nana's alias name is aya hoshino and her real name is nana akabane because the number 7 (meaning of her name) is apparently significant in buddhism because they celebrate the 7th day of a newborn's life and grieve 7 days after someone's death and i think that's cool since nana is a shad descendant in my rewrite.

nekoette's new name is tsubame (swallow bird).

dante becomes dante akabane bc i said so.

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

Yes.

Would You Fall In Love With Me Again,

But Merlin to Arthur after he finds out about his magic????

The last 4 years

I would absolutely be willing to help

LOOKING FOR BETA READERS!!!!!

I’m finally starting my phd/mystreet rewrite and I need beta readers

Requirements:

•in the aphblur community

•willing to give constructive criticism and not just praise it

Out of context Malevolent 47

This is still the funniest thing I've heard in the episode lmao

John Constantine in crossover comics: Badass cocky occult magician who is about to trick God and the Devil.

John Constantine in his own comics: Weeping in the corner, trying to roll a magic blunt. (Just got back from tricking God and the Devil)