how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies
getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe
i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software
found a baby turtle in my sewer and used AI aging techniques to work out what it would look like as an adult and used google reverse image search to find images of its parents who were in a nature documentary in 2017 and used harsh economic sanctions to encourage them not to lose their baby in the sewer again
This has been playing nonstop in my head it had to be done
This Twitter post was written by a northern Virginia SUV driver, who cut off three people while tweeting and makes jokes about Maryland drivers because they’re too afraid to go into most of DC
TREE LAW TREE LAW TREE LAW
Clark Kent, trying to leave a gala he’s covering: Ope, just gonna squeeze right past you.
Bruce Wayne, who heard Superman say the same thing at a Justice League meeting that morning: No fucking way
do we think chocolate guy is gay?
This is the funniest video ever