Man This One Is From Way Back Enough That I Knew It Completely Divorced From The Concept Of Reaction

I got Courtroom Drama and immediately picked MHPRK. The last-minute surprise witness! I help win the case!

Though I've watched enough Law & Order to know that literally every one of these roles puts me in danger of being murdered in an NYC courthouse

You've been cast into a fictional setting, and you don't get to pick your genre. This wheel picks it for you.

Y'all ever make the mistake of trying to buy a taco and going to O'Tacos?

For a while in my life I legitimately considered moving to Germany. There’s multiple reasons I inevitably ended up staying in the US but one of the big ones was that one time when I was in Germany and wanted some salsa the closest thing I could find was basically just tomato sauce.

if you're from the USA, tag what you chose and what general region you're from (don't dox yourself, I don't need to know your hometown or any other security questions), using this map:

I'd also love to know if you were aware of the opposing connotation/definition or any of the various other pronunciations before reading this. I am not the least bit interested in what anyone thinks is ~correct~, only what they use and what they've heard before.

for non-USAmericans, I'm super curious if this linguistic difference exists outside the USA in any way, so I'd love it if you tagged your country as well.

reblog for sample size, you know the drill.

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

I'm not about to argue the finer points of Southern culture with anyone, because I can accept that I was born and raised in the hot flames of a dumpster fire, but I'll tell you gotdamned commie Yankees one thing: I'd rather be dead in the hallowed halls of a Cook Out than alive in an In-N-Out

Hey, here’s a concept. What if we stopped saying “but autistic people CAN do all those things” (erasing high support needs) and instead started saying “not being able to do those things doesn’t impact someone’s value as a person nor does it make it okay to commit eugenics”.

This Twitter post was written by a northern Virginia SUV driver, who cut off three people while tweeting and makes jokes about Maryland drivers because they’re too afraid to go into most of DC