Leo XIV Was Closest Without Going Over, Now He Gets To Play Papal Plinko

Honey get my shotgun there are folkpunks playing bluegrass on their handmade banjos out front again

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence

From everything I've read chef Guichon seems like a genuinely nice dude, and in particular the kind of guy that would see this and just laugh and go "that's me! I'm the chocolate guy!"

respectfully sir. What??

As much as I love the Stardew Valley spouses it always kinda bugs me that they stay stagnant after you marry them. Like even after having kids and passing a decade in game they look and act the exact same? Anyway what if

Bachelors and Krobus are here!!! Thanks for your patience ^^

(Also if you like these and want to see them smooching YOUR farmer, my commission info is here :3)

YANK POPE???