“ugh Why Is Moby-dick So Long”

Reblog If you're part of the Monsters University Fandom

((OOC: Gotta say it as a pretty good movie :D ))

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Everyone wants more gay parents on TV and yet no one ever talks about the best gay dads in all of cinema history.

every time someone thinks ishmael limbus company likes men an angel dies

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

Another person gathering distortions into a group themed around the colour blue..? I suppose it must be that time of year~! 🎼 @thereverberationensemble

I feel you have some misconceptions about my companions. It would be more accurate to say that I’m collecting a group of mysterious bisexuals themed around the color blue.

Hello there! This is a blog where I, a Jae-Heon fan put Jae-Heon into random pictures given to me!

Rules:

1. You must send a picture of the location you want him in, you may specify his placement, I don't mind complying those requests

2. No hate please

3. Roland DNI, this is a Jae-Heon blog and you ruined his life

Olivia and Olly from Paper Mario: The Origami King

Olivia counts for Gender Clause, and both of them were not born, but created: Olly by a male craftsman, and Olivia by Olly himself (so they both count for Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause)

Yes, Olly and Olivia from Paper Mario: The Origami King could both kill Macbeth!

They were both designed by the Origami Craftsman (a male Toad), and Olly (left) was folded by him as well, whereupon he came to life and trapped the Craftsman, folding his sister Olivia (right) himself. Olivia applies for all three Clauses, and Olly applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause!

Thank you for your submission!

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