Jason is in civilian clothing absolutely plastered at a Crime Alley bar when Joker breaks out of Arkham, and while still drunk he abruptly decides he’s sick of all this dramatic bullshit and just. kills the Joker. tracks him down, kills him without any fanfare, and ditches. it was executed flawlessly, incredible really considering his intoxication levels at the time. he only slipped up a teeny-tiny amount.
because he got seen leaving the murder scene. in civilian clothing. and then got caught once more via a security camera as he was disappearing back into Crime Alley. and the bats fucking saw that footage.
Bruce Wayne, an emotional wreck, just found out that Jason is alive, apparently just murdered the Joker, and is now living alone in Crime Alley (and who knows in what conditions?! he’s legally dead, there’s no legal way for him to make money, his poor son might be homeless.) and for some reason he isn’t coming home. Bruce is in despair, getting worse the longer they can’t track Jason down. finally, at his wits end, he decides to ask the help of the one other vigilante figure that seems to know Crime Alley better than the bats, and that might have some less-savoury contacts that could be of better help tracking down a legally dead boy.
the Red Hood, struggling not to laugh hysterically in Batman’s face, has never been more excited to accept a job in his LIFE. he has no plans on how he’s going to fuck with Bruce just yet, but by god is he going to do something.
draft kings could do the funniest thing ever right now and offer a free $5 bet on the next pope
every now and then i go back to the gacha singing battles, just to see if the music has changed.
most of the time it hasnt.
Can I just say that wwe nxt stand and deliver deserves more recognition because that ppv was a solid 10/10. Every match was fantastic and definitely showcase insane talent!
there are only so many times one can crash leonardo da vinci's first flying mahcine before you lose your mind
oh the plus sides of having tumblr now.
i can rant about anything i want and its not even my problem after that. there are so many fandoms that i could speak of and you would (hopefully) never know who speaks of it >:D
The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?
"is that timothet chalamet??"
but like in the tone of that hatsune miku meme.
(it keeps happening, help.)