That Moment When You Get Bored And Decide To Make A Tumblr For Literally No Reason At All

apparently taking your friend shopping by texting them amazon links helps them with gender identity crisis

i want it. how do i get one

Chicken Griffin

i’ve been watching parks and recreation. when andy said ‘the pit works in mysterious ways’ i was immediately like ‘the warlock found his patron’

the gay agenda on display for all you guys, gals, and non-binary pals

Gay guys are not here to be your gay best friend

Lesbians don’t exist to be fetishized

Bisexuals aren’t greedy, more likely to cheat, or confused

Transgender people don’t just want attention and it isn’t a phase

Asexuals are completely valid and should be 100% accepted in the lgbt+ community

Pansexual is not the same is bi, nor is it less valid

Demisexuality is not the same as being a “regular” person. It is a valid sexuality.

Non-Binary pronouns are not hard to respect

Poly people are not gross or greedy, and deserve to be happy with their partner(s)

michael scott radiates no homo

“The Trash Man cometh. The Trash Man giveth, and the Trash Man taketh away.”

my life as a quote

an actual picture of me trying to make a creative post

Card House - Chapter 1 pt. 2

The room emptied faster than if someone had eaten twenty cans of beans the day before. The tall Club took off her helmet, and walked over to Jay. Jay simply tilted their head up a little bit, and smiled. “And to what do we owe the pleasure of your visit?” The Club looked down at them with a cold, unamused expression. “I don’t need the sass. I trust you remember me?” “Oh, yes! Captain Tally! How could I forget the time you tried to steal my girlfriend?” Alex tripped, realizing why Tally seemed so familiar. Tally had gotten a pretty drunk one night, and started flirting with Alex. She got way too grabby, and Jay has to escort Tally out. “I’m surprised the bruise isn’t s-still there,” Alex blurted out. Tally flushed slightly, and said “If you’re done with the snarky comments, then I’ll get to searching this place.” “Just don’t search Alex, and everything should be fine,” Jay responded, and started mixing a drink. The other Club started moving towards the stairs in the back, the Heart going for the back door, and the Diamond going for the ‘Employees Only’ door behind the bar.

what i totally didn’t forget that i have a tumblr account what are you talking about

i’m pretty sure i got hit hard with some dysphoria last night. sometimes when i trying to go to sleep i’ll put on some music and sing quietly, but last night every time i heard my own voice i hated it and felt like i was on the verge of tears. not sure if that’s dysphoria but it was awful. i can’t even do one of my favorite things anymore. if anyone has any advice, i need it and bad