There Is A Small Statue Of A Strange Robot With A Single Yellow Glowing Eye And A Body Made Of Cables

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

why they lookin at u funny hm? 🤨

that one art meme for your last three steam games but it's my last three games in general

You don’t look too well there your majesty

HELLO HI THERE!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU BY THE WAY!!! i think its your birthday,, hopefully im not late!

do you have a favorite color?

hi@!! mg um vaguely related but you are officially my second ask ever (i think? ignoring the test one i did a while back LMAO) thank you so much! it's still my birthday and this made me very happy loll umm favorite color would have to be...blue? usually my default choice, since my best friend's favorite color is red and red and blue go together :D

....hm

I could probably come up with an idea to go with this but the fact that he’s effectively yelling Hosonaga’s name in court makes me laugh so hard. did hosonaga become a religion??? did something happen here??? like whenever someone is ‘lost in their daydreams’ you just yell satoru at them and the spirit of hosonaga wakes them up??? 

(i understand that they both just share the same origin in japanese but like. theories are fun)

I like your Satoru Hosonaga is Miles & Gregory Edgeworth’s ancestor theory, and it's my theory too now. However the cheekbones, Hosonaga is implied to have tuberculosis, and people with TB tends to get thinner and thinner, making their cheekbones more prominent. Search for images of Okita Sōji before (on Wikipedia) getting the illness and after, it's quite terrifying..!

Ooh! I searched it up, but didn't find anything on it on the Okita Sōji article sadly. But that does make a lot of sense! He always seemed really skinny and frail lmao--nice to know that there's a reason behind it. I'll do more research on the illness in the meantime. For me this can go two ways. One could be that the tuberculosis caused the pronounced cheekbones, or the other being that it made it more present (if that makes any sense? i'm super tired rn hahdshabfs)

Should I do more posts about this theory/au? I don't really post much nowadays, but I'll accept asks about it to get more content for this blog hhhh

The J in the U.S.ans font looks like a face.

I can’t believe I spent the day after my birthday translating and memorizing a language from an online show. (bottom translation: real sh*t)

The captain is simultaneously the “Great decision maker” and also the dumbest person on earth. That’s just how it is.

Here’s the template for anyone who wants to use it.

plot twist: this is how Herlock confessed

Transcription:

Herlock: ...Love is when two grown ups start craving more than just business handshakes and platonic ice cream breaks. 

Hosonaga: ...What do you mean, Sholmes?

Herlock:  Love makes two people want to go on romantic ice cream breaks and drink all kinds of exotic elixirs and nectars together!

Hosonaga: ...Are you quite alright?

Herlock:  When two grown ups are in love, they'll make joint-bank accounts together and go to the movies together, to feed popcorn kernels to the rats and cockroaches there.

Hosonaga: Do--Do you have a fever?

Herlock:  And one day, if you're lucky, your partner'll take away the kids forever, and go marry Steve, the guy in your accounting firm who works in the same cubicle as you, but makes 6% more per year than you, and you can finally have a good night's sleep.

Hosonaga: Sholmes, what are you implying?

Herlock:  That's love, my dear friend!

(dialogue taken from the game DialTown)

Headcanon/AU: Hosonaga adopted Jezaille’s swan after she died. He thought he was doing something good.