HES SO PRETTY NOW

why would they haunt people if theres no profit incentive

I feel like none of my medium shirts are medium enough. Catch me buying my extra medium shirt in the clearance section this summer

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

hehehhehehhehehhehe

i think this would be very funny

part 1

UGH THIS IS ME (I’m so sorry everyone)

Thought that blue text was gonna transport me to an epic banana bread recipe 😔

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

This is me btw

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.