Plot: Mother James Is Nagging Sirius To Get His Transfiguration Essay Done.

plot: mother james is nagging sirius to get his transfiguration essay done.

james: it’s due TOMORROW MORNING, and it’s 9:15 pm, get a move on already!

sirius: well you said it yourself, it’s 9:15…which is basically 9:30 which means that it’s almost 10:00 and i really have to be in bed by 11:00. so…i haven’t the time to do anything, really.

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3 years ago

-1975-

james: snape will never have a love life.

remus: someone’s bound to find him…tolerable.

james: how about we place a bet?

remus: 5 galleons.

-1993-

remus: *takes one look at snape, and immediately runs out, looking up at the sky*

remus: COME BACK YOU ARSE, I OWE YOU 5 GALLEONS!


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3 years ago

snape is serenading lily, and it’s quite distasteful.

snape: so come run your hands through my hair, ‘cause that’s why it’s there.

sirius (to remus and james): “come run your hands through my hair”? i can make some bloody fried chicken using all that grease in it.


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3 years ago

HC:

all the marauders got matching “the marauders are here” tattoos over their hearts.

but before betraying the potters, peter had the “are” on his chest crossed out and replaced with “were”.


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3 years ago

plot: regulus and sirius are secretly on the facetime with each other.

regulus: mother says that my “night time calls have to stop” she thinks i’m being too disruptive while she and father are trying to sleep.

sirius: aren’t old people supposed to be, i don’t know…hard of hearing? like, what’s up with the spidey sense luv? you tryna sleep or eavesdrop?

regulus: *bursts out laughing, eventually losing balance and falling off his chair*

sirius: *bursts out laughing at regulus, and ends up falling off his bed*

both of them stayed on their floors, staring at each others’ foreheads in the camera frame, wheezing with laughter for about 10 minutes.


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3 years ago

james is bringing sirius back home after a blood test.

sirius: *walks in happily with a lollipop in his mouth*

remus: i take it that the blood test went well?

james: he was in and out of that chair in exactly one minute!

sirius: yeah! and no biting this time, not even attempted biting!


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