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Gorgeous artwork

Everyone that reblogs this post will get a nude. Every. Single. One. girls especially 😋❤️💦

Reblog this if you want NSFW anons

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

Inspired by the text post here in which Garrus shows off. Last panel is my absolute favorite. 

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

Kinda Excited

You know, I don't post often. In fact, I only post the few things that I find that absolutely love, to archive them for later. But it's still pretty rad to get some followers off of just that.

Who wants to fill me up?

Every reblog gets a surprize in pm ;)

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity  me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

Anyone who reposts will get a nude. 😘

Niehime to Kemono no Ou

I would

OOTD?

Would anyone on here like to see me post OOTD?

I’m violently opposed to the idea of the shooter being a “secret gay” the very idea infuriates me

The girlfriend experience

> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.

> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.

How to Survive a trip to IKEA

Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs

Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out

Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out

Upon entering, locate The Path

Do not disengage from The Path until you have reached your mission destination. Many have been lost forever to the wilds of IKEA by not obeying this. Very few are ever located again by the sparse store employees.

Upon reaching your mission destination, you may disengage from The Path ONLY when accompanied by your partner (physical contact should be maintained- ie, holding hands, holding shirt sleeve, both holding an end of a rope, etc)

When you disengage from The Path to acquire the data for your mission objective (ie, the item number for the bookcase, couch, meatballs, etc), it becomes your partner’s responsibility to maintain visual contact with The Path. Much like weeping angel statues, The Path will move if not actively being watched. This will strand you and your partner in the wilds of IKEA, so ensure you choose a partner wisely.

Upon acquiring the mission objective data (ie the item number), navigate back to The Path. You may disengage physical contact with your partner once you have safely returned to The Path

Do not leave The Path again. It will naturally end at the warehouse/stock section. This is a long, huge hall with many branches.

At the entrance of the warehouse section, acquire a cart if necessary. Using your item coordinates, locate your mission objective. Do not leave the main hallway except for the branch where your item is located. Like The Path, the wilds of IKEA sometimes sneak up on travelers that wander the warehouse section

Once your item has been loaded, head to the check out section. Do not touch anything in the boxes along the way. They appear to be full of candles or stuffed animals or useful kitchenware; it is a ruse. They are carnivorous.

After checking out, exit to the loading area. Load your item, and leave.

Do not look in your rearview mirror as you leave. It shouldn’t pursue you if you don’t look back.

Healers with a bad Tank be like

Cheesy pick-up lines by the sea otter Momotarou Mikoshiba! *:・ﾟ✧

I see this and immediately think to FF3 and Bravely Default Job Classes. SNK x JobClass?

茉雪千溪/まつゆき せんき | 進撃詰め【エレアルエレアルエレアルエレアル——】

I’m sorry…

…you know too much.

—

A plot twist for viewers to decide. 

Well, was re-watching the series and watched Erwin recruiting people to the Survey Corps, and just had a flash to the Beast Titan, something seemed too familiar for coincidence.

Is it just me or does Erwin Smith and the Beast Titan seem similar? I dunno, but when looking at them both I feel they have something in common.

[Personally I don’t really see it but postin this for people to discuss.]

Why? Why do this? T ^T

I was somewhat productive today

me: *makes new friend*

me: DO YOU WATCH ATTACK ON TITAN

Just about every SNK nerd ever

You better watch out You better run fast  You better hope that  You’ve stocked up on gas Titan Clause is coming to town

He’s eating your friends Munching your mum Bearded bastard, he does it for fun Titan Clause is coming to town

He eats you when you’re weeping He chews when you’re awake Doesn’t care if you’ve been bad or good 'Cause you brats all taste the same, oh!

You better watch out You better run fast You better hope that  Your gear saves your ass Titan Clause is coming to town

Titan Clause is coming to town!~

Lyrics written by memos-from-heichou

Sung by Epicteapot

Alive....Dead.

People aren't always what they seem like from the outside 

BeruAni week day 1: Height

please be auruo/petra scenes please be auruo/petra scenes please be auruo/petra scenes please be auruo/petra scenes

UNF! My request has been heard!

Who else died when Petra's father rolled up on Levi?

Goodnight, Petra

I think "Ohshitwhatabadass. Holybawlsshelookssogoodandsomuchlikeannieyes!"

What's my reputation? What do you think when you see my URL?