*~*

They’re gonna be best buds….

yes….

yes they are….

Van Hohenheim: *starts out as a slave who is unable to read or write*

Van Hohenheim: *learns to read and write and eventually becomes a monk*

Van Hohenheim: *is taught extensive knowledge of alchemy*

Van Hohenheim: *watches entire race get destroyed by some arrogant prick in a jar*

Van Hohenheim: *goes to foreign country, spreads peace, and teacher them alchemy for healing*

Van Hohenheim: *sacrifices a long life with his wife and kids to go save a country from complete annihilation*

Van Hohenheim: *loves and cares for his sons, and does not blame them for hating him*

Van Hohenheim: *feels genuinely guilty for leaving his family and blames himself for his wive's death*

Van Hohenheim: *asks family and close friends to leave the country just in case he doesn't succeed*

Van Hohenheim: *tries to convince the murderer of his countrymen to stop being so evil and refuses to fight him because he feels it's wrong*

Van Hohenheim: *sacrifices himself to protect his eldest son from being completely annihilated*

Van Hohenheim: *hugs his youngest son as soon as he gets his body back, because he know he misses human warmth*

Van Hohenheim: *spends his last remaining moments at his wife's grave telling her how much he loved her and his sons*

Fullmetal Fandom: HE'S SUCH A HEARTLESS ASSHOLE!!! HOW COULD HE DO THAT TOO POOR ED AND AL?!?! I HATE HIM!!!

Me: Did you even watch the fucking show?

a short summary of my life

Don’t apologise. Make it up to me. There, see? Ha… Now you have to come back.

PINES!  PINES!  PINES!  PINES!