She‘s Dancing With A Neutron Star

cw: badly drawn cartoon blood . implied chodark

who guesses what scene this is based off of is getting three hundred million stickdollars

green off the damn chain

things happening in My brain cage

Chosen hc time!

Claustrophobic, mainly because Alan must have left him on that virusbox often when he wasn't using him as a ad blocker 😬

Also because of that, he loves exploring and going to new places, staying in the same place for too long is excruciating

Loves stargazing! I like to think the stickword has nighttime and the websites on the sky act like stars and galaxies

Socially awkward, mostly because he doesn't feel connected to others, he feels abnormal and thinks that he doesn't deserve friendship (but at the same time he yearns for a sense of belonging)

Selective mute, but only Dark knows about this, most of the time others thinks he's being rude or playing badass

He took on gardening because he wanted to make something live rather than destroying it

Loves spicy food! (get it? cause he spits fire so he doesn't mind burning– is a nice feeling– Is–)

im sick in the head

ugh. whatever. ew

oug they make me sick

taking out my brainrot on the server whiteboard

based on a conversation with my bff ^_^

The narrator is a FREAK and i love him and his man-made situationship

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.