Mr. Pipe Dream And His 5’0 Goalkeeper Boyfriend. Whatever

Can someone come help me with laundry and cleaning my room? My executive dysfunction won’t let me do it unless I at least have a body double.

I lied to you. we're not going to have sex, we're going to fold your laundry and clean your room

college is beating my ass. this women in stem thing is not working so well for me. why did i do this to myself

This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

Ahh, that guitar intro... then the saxophone outro! ♥︎

I can only ever imagine II’s voice with the distortion from the drumeo interview now. That’s just… what he sounds like to me. That’s how he sounds every day.

andrew and allison would’ve been too powerful if they had gotten along. they would go to the mall together and buy clothes for people who are not themselves that those people do not want and then get back to fox tower to give said people the clothes they do not want along with opinions that they also do not want. they know everyone’s business. they don’t care much about the emotional boundaries of others except yes they do. they’re mean in a way that’s fun if you fw them and very not fun if you don’t. they will be honest if you ask them if your club outfit is ugly. they will also be honest if you don’t ask them if your club outfit is ugly. they have very expensive cars in which they drive people around in silently. they are fueled by spite. they are blonde.

neil getting “pipedream” tattooed on his hip, where andrew kisses him

Making posts about aftg is so funny because the characters live lives of such epic proportion that I feel like I have to first name last name them. I'm not calling the self-proclaimed queen of a fictional sport kevin. That is Kevin Day. The name just has weight. Neil Josten went to great lengths to claim his damn name. Jean Moreau is taking active steps daily to shift the meaning that his name holds positively. Jeremy Knox existed for years in collective imagination, yes for his personality, but also, I'm sure, it's cause that name is just weighty.

But then there's Andrew, who is so important to the fandom that he lives in a different realm of notoriety in my head. I just say, Andrew. Like one just says Zendaya.

Some of y'all genuinely hate dudes and honestly, that's super cringe

got rlly sad thinking about baby neil who slept in a bullet proof vest bcus he was so afraid of dying post getting shot vs 18 y/o neil who spends the entire time coming to terms with his death and grieving his life/future