There Is More Than One Way To Eat An M&m

There is more than one way to eat an m&m

Me personally when I eat M&Ms, I enjoy crushing it ever so slightly with my teeth, as to get cracks along the shells.

Once the cracks are there, I will slowly remove the shell of the M&M, consuming it as I continue shelling it with my fingers.

Once it has been de-skinned, I will eat the organs of the M&M, enjoying the savoury taste of the chocolate. It will already have been warmed by my body heat, so the chocolate will have stained my fingers. That is alright though, it was never going to be a clean process in the first place.

I will proceed to do this with every M&M until I tire of the process, and shelve the rest of the box away in the refrigerator.

So how do y'all eat your M&M's?

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jason on the other hand has no idea tim thinks he’s cool. jason considers himself to be a violent nerd, the ‘dumber’ section of his and dick’s ‘dumb and dumber’ childhood duo. he’s an introverted asshole who actively beat this kid UP once, not to mention his only other experience with little brothers is fucking DAMIAN, who although the kid clearly loves and respects him in his own weird little way, would rather chew off his own hand than admit anything about jason was in any way cool. the idea that tim would look up to him? laughable. he has no idea why this kid keeps trying to follow him on patrol or come up with excuses to hang out together, and honestly the starry eyes he keeps getting from time to time kinda scare him. like what does that mean. why does he do that.

dick finds it fucking hysterical. he knows jason is tim’s personal hero and even better he knows full well that jason would literally never even consider tim respecting him as a possibility. he watches tim eagerly ask every batfamily meeting if ‘jason’s gonna come?’ and when jason arrives, jump around him during debriefs like a puppy trying to convince an old dog to come play, and jason is always just stood there with the most fucking confused look on his face-

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dick: he just looks up to you, man. give him a little attention!

jason: looks up to… me?

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dick:

jason: he was there for that dick. he saw it. and you think he considers me a hero?

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Hawks Headcanon #3

So, there's a relatively common headcanon where Hawks can and does enjoy making nests like any normal avian would.

However, I like to imagine that since Hawks was raised in the HPSC, where they would only hone certain skills that are actually useful as a hero, his nest making skill were never improved or taught.. Ever.

His father certainly never taught him, and the HPSC would have deemed such a skill useless in the grand scheme of things.

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Hawks would, in my mind, probably make a nest exactly like how pigeons do.

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Hawks, having very little valuables already, would probably have a scrappy little pigeon nest, because it's all he knows how to make. It's all he can do, because he was never taught or has been unable to build upon the skills needed in nest making.

The Endeavour doll would absolutely be in the nest too by the way.


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Here’s a tip.

What I do personally is use HTML colour codes, or really any colour scale graph that gives out #xxxxxx.

Link of the site I use: https://html-color.codes/ Afterwards, I proceed to copy paste whatever colour it is that I’m picturing, so I’ll copy paste for example, #82dc9e.

Once I do that, I will put: “#82dc9e color name” into the search bar, and it gives me the shade name, so now I know the name of the colour that I was thinking of!

Plus, sometimes, it’s best to just have the name rather than use flowery language, especially when it’s a quick analyzation rather than a slow scene to set the mood and surrounding location.

I hope this helps, even a little bit!

(The name and colour I used for the example is medium aquamarine if you’re curious.)


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