P L E A S E

My school is literally just shitpost material.

Here's a list of things that has happened.

In the middle of class, my Mandarin teacher did a handstand pushup against the door simply because he wanted to. (He was one upped by a student.)

My maths teacher had painted nails because his daughter did them. Someone complimented them and he just went; "This one too?" and flipped them off.

One time, I was watching from my classroom as people passed by the door and a guy in my year walked by casually holding a large ass table.

A student has streaked around the oval and the hallways 2 or 3 times now.

Someone in my class was doing a presentation and pronounced '11' as 'eleventeen'.

Someone fell asleep in class and my teacher had everyone scream at the same time to wake him up.

Last year, we went on an excursion and we went to a Rome exhibit where my friend (@willspoopytacos) and I found a dagger and he seductively stroked it as I was trying to take a photo.

On the same excursion, we went to a second place (I can't remember what it was) and we got off the bus and someone was immediately T-posing under a tree. (I have a photo but I don't want to show his face.)

When we were waiting to get back on the bus, someone else awkwardly laid down on a short pole thing. It looked like something straight out of Skate 3 where you run into a ledge and just kind of... flop.

Also, where we went, there was this large hill, and as soon as everyone was allowed to move around freely, we all went rolling down the hill.

A girl got her phone taken away from her and it was put in a drawer of the teachers desk, so she gave her number to my friend. My friend repeatedly called her and you could hear her phone going off in the drawer. The teacher eventually got annoyed and gave it back.

One time, in P.E, I was injured, so I sat out. Everyone was playing some kind of tag dodgeball game where if you got hit with a ball, you were given a sash and you had to get other people out. The same girl came up to me and went; "Start talking to me.", so I did. Eventually, everyone got out and the teacher asked if anyone was left. She walked back out and just went "I'm still in.". This woman is an evil genuis and she scares me.

Last year, my HASS/SOSE teacher came marching down the hallway in full uniform with a nerf gun over his shoulder and he was blasting some sort of anthem. He then proceeded to shout commands in a different language. (I think it was German.)

I have a video of my friend playing a Papa's game and just going "aaAAaAaA" with a blank face.

At school discos, anytime 'Take On Me' plays, a conga line of people doing the dance for it forms and it usually lasts for the entire song. It gets ridiculously long sometimes.

And the list goes on and on and on.

I'm going to try and reblog this with a new list if anything else happens.

Forced everyone in the group chat to change their display name to the first result they got from this Monster Factory name generator.

…it was an excellent choice.

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

"(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone."

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don't like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.

And now for a segment I like to call...

Cats with tiny faces.

That’s it.

He has different hoodies. Therefore, this has continued.

He is now...

Traffic cone mustard man.

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

“(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone.”

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don’t like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.

So, my friend was using her chapstick yesterday. Normal, right?

WRONG.

Her chapstick looks like t h i s.

HOW THE HELL???!??

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I accept your cats and as a thank you, here is one with an extra large boop snoot.

And now for a segment I like to call…

Cats with tiny faces.

That’s it.

He is now...

Traffic cone mustard ketchup man.

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

“(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone.”

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don’t like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.