My Dad Made This Joke Then Begged Me To Post It Blame Him For This Not Me

Why are flys always rubbing their hands together like is malicious or is like mmm this is a good meal WHICH IS IT????

I’m out here using tissue paper for rolling. This is not ideal why does it have to be the middle of the night

Zillenial things

Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite

Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2

Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them

Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman

Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class

Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops

Pictochat

Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials

Stephen: Did you eat my powdered doughnut?

Tony: No

Stephen: Then what's that white powder on your face

Tony: ...

Tony: Cocaine

Tony: don’t say a word

Peter: fergalicious

Tony: what did I just say?

Peter: oh I see how it is Mr. Stark, when we played scrabble last week it wasn’t a word but now it is

Peter: how convenient for you

bb-8 did not sign up for this shoujo manga nonsense

My collection of clothing references for writing. 

Reminders for morality anxiety and the left wing

1. You are not a bad person for not knowing something

2. You are not a bad person for reacting badly to someone not knowing something because you perceived it as prejudice (but you do really need to work on that)

3. You are not a bad person for not having the energy left to care (just take a break)

4. You are not a bad person because you've done prejudiced/discriminatory things in the past (just apologize and do better)

5. You are not a bad person for being too scared to call out someone's prejudice or being unable to take action against it

6. You are not a bad person for not immediately cutting someone of because they do something that is prejudiced or discriminatory

We all mess up none of us are squeaky clean when it comes to fighting against prejudice we have been socialised to believe. You are not a bad person for messing up and the people around you aren't bad people for messing up either please don't immediately start having a go at them or calling them a nazi or something it's incredibly counterproductive and your not going to get through to someone by calling them names.

I think it's time the left start to consider forgiving people who have fucked up

Knowledge is empowering

Bucky: What do men have that women don't?

Steve: Beards?

Bucky: Lower.

Steve, in a lower voice: Beards?