“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”
My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding
Updated Hermitcraft guide for Season 9! Now with mossy bdubs and eboy Cubfan, but more importantly, Pearl and Gem
Season 9 starts March 5th!
Okay, but like—imagine with me here:
It’s Mabel and Dipper’s 21st birthday, and as a celebration Stan and Ford take them to a interdiemensional bar that just ABOSOLUTELY HUGE and it’s a bar that exists inbetween universes, so in the bar that night of Dipper’s birthday—
There’s a ton fuck of Dippers there.
Turns out, they rented the entire place out.
There’s a bunch of them from different AUs—Monster Falls, Transcendence AU, Fight Falls, Reverse Falls, Zero Gravity, even a few of the Dipper’s from the fanfics the fandom makes. Some of them are monster hunters, leaders of the criminal underworld, interdiemensional backpackers, professors—and they’re all just drinking.
To the surprise, shock, confusion and horror of the Canon Pines, they’re all talking about Bill and complaining about their Pines families.
Like—
“But why is Bill so hot though?”
“I dunno man, ask Mr. I-Was-A-Triangle.”
“But why was he a triangle in your universe?”
“Beggars can’t be choosers y’know.”
“Maybe it’s the freedom and chaotic appeal. Beats our families.”
“Oh yeah, they’re pieces of shit. Like all the times Ford looked down on me—“
“When Stan used me for a money schemes—“
“And all the times Mabel just left us for fucking dead.”
“Yeah, what were we thinking? That asshole literally almost threw the entire Multiverse into chaos, just for another day of summer, that little—“
“I, for one, enjoy the chaos.”
“Yeah, yeah, we get it, you insane maniacal bitch. You like Weirdmageddon. Stop with the torture stories dude. I’m trying to drink my problems away here, not gain more.”
“Let’s just be glad we all left those losers for Bill!”
“And Wirt!”
“And whoever the fuck Wirt is! Here’s to fucking our families over!”
“And pulling our heads out of our asses!”
“Cheer—“
“What in the actual fuck?”
All the Dippers just turn to see the Canons and they’re all like—
“Well if isn’t the straight, bitchy loser of the group!”
“Ugh, and he’s still hanging with them.”
“LETS ALL POINT AND LAUGH AT HIM!” (And yes, that was probably Alcor).
The Canon Pines get called out for their bullshit, Dipper gets explained the messy batshit the fandom calls Billdip (and Pinescone/Cipher Pinescone) and meanwhile, in another room of the bar—
There’s just the Bills and Wirts from the Dippers’ universes.
Most of the Wirts are having civil conversations and making small talk and comparing universes.
The Bills, on the other hand, are literally congratulating and patting themselves on the back for being so hot and amazing and getting Pine Tree (and Music Note/Pilgrim, in some cases). Like—
“Ah yes, we’re so amazing.”
“And hot.”
“And we have great personalities.”
“And Pine Tree is ours.”
“And Music Note.”
“Ah, we’re so great.”
“Here’s to our beautiful, legendary asses.”
“Cheers!”
To me this band has an early panic at the disco feel. It makes me nostalgic in a really nice way. 8.5/10
Hi if your feeling generous this holiday season please give my cousin’s band a listen. I know it would mean the world to him since he’s been working on this album for the last year and a half. Happy holidays ❄️ merry Christmas 🎄😊
Just finished a piece for someone I know on a minecraft realm, had a bit of an artists block before that so this gave me a great prompt to work off,
Tony: don’t say a word
Peter: fergalicious
Tony: what did I just say?
Peter: oh I see how it is Mr. Stark, when we played scrabble last week it wasn’t a word but now it is
Peter: how convenient for you
I had a vivid dream last night where a YouTube channel leaked the first 11 minutes of the Rick and Morty season eight premiere. I don't remember the plot (it was probably gibberish anyway), but it tied into the anime and included Elle and a simulation. Near the end, Morty started fantasizing about having loving parents who actually cared for him. In the dream, I was thinking "The Morty fans on Tumblr are going to love this!"
Unfortunately, it wasn't real. Sorry, Morty fans.
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
#english and I can swim
Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!
How does one get into the lore of the batfamily? There's so much... How do I start?
amazing but ngl im probably not the best person to ask since im not adept with the comics...like at all
after doing some research I can like recommend you some stuff but like its gonna depend on what you like to read
also yall that know the comics please please please add to this bc this makes me look like im useless:)
the killing joke
detective comics (2016)
hush
the black mirror
the court of owls
red robin collision
long Halloween
batgirl (2009)
under the hood
batgirl the darkest reflection
red hood and the outlaws
also here's a video, and here, and here's a lore video about the batfam
[Bucky in the kitchen making cereal at 2 am]
Bucky: yEAAAAAAAH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODYYY
Steve: *walks in sleepily*
Bucky: I WANNA FEEL THE ʰᵉᵃᵗ WITH SOMEBODYYY
Steve: Bucky?
Bucky: ...shit.