Arthur After He Enjoyed Killing That Guy And Eating Him: I May Be The Worst Of Humanity But I'm Also

Malevolent shitpost.

Shout out to @arthur-lesters-right-arm for the audio

Our boys have been through so much shit, and for what, more shit??? Like goddammit when are they going to catch a motherfucking break. Can they have a weekend or something??? A nice experience for once in their lives??? Like yeah sure they're not perfect, but I feel at this point the punishment is insane overkill. My shaylas :(

desperately want a fic where Logan drops a "being a mutant, amirite?"

and Wade flippantly goes "oh I wasn't technically born a mutant lol", and proceeds to tell (a kinda horrified) Logan about how he signed up to be a science experiment to save his girl, how they tortured him until something happened, lmao right? (but at least he got to hunt them down for revenge ^_^)

And Logan, well, he hadn't expected to relate to Wade even more but wow can he relate very specifically to all of that

absolutely lost it over this fic by @neuro-psyche so. have this comic o(- (

go read it rn if u also love some Good identity reveal fic!!!!

ok, since my last notes post did so well

if this gets 10,000 notes by september, i’ll come out as trans to my parents and ask to get my name changed

ive always promised myself i would come out as trans by then, but im honestly just too scared to

dont worry, they are accepting, they treat my trans friend amazingly and even when he isnt around correct themselves when they accidentally misgender him

im sorry if this sounds like im milking for notes, thats not at all my intention here

Wtf do they mean Charles "was a bit extreme"??? They knew ✨️for a fact✨️ that the night nurse fully intended on sending Edwin back to hell and Charles to his afterlife. That is the one thing they have fought for 30 years to avoid. It was also very clear that the night nurse did not feel pain and was likely immortal, so this was probably the only way to get rid of her for a time. It wasn't extreme it was saving their lives??? And who knows maybe Charles does have anger issues but every time we see him "being angry" it's protecting others from literally being killed. AND AND after trying other things first. It wasn't an impulse decision it was a last resort, and one that worked mind you. They act like this is a major character flaw but like ????since when is saving your best mate from litteral hell a character flaw. Anyway

Arthur being hit on by every hot single in his area will never not be funny to me

PSA

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John and Arthur's dynamics are so fucking good, like they kinda just oscillate violently between "soulmates who'd kill for each other, who'd DIE for each other if it meant the other would be okay" and "bitterly divorced couple who physically can't restrain themselves from inserting themselves into the other's lives simply to cause them the most amount of pain" and it's beautiful.